A Post-Doctoral Thesis On Economic Incentive & The Free Market – An Atlanta Falcons 2020 Preview

Beerguyrob - August 28, 2020July 24, 2025

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Fade in: The Greene Science Center at Columbia University. A slightly disheveled beverage purveyor, in newly-purchased pants, is about to address a collected panel. Beerguyrob: Esteemed professors, fellow Ph.D candidates, gathered audience members, ladies & gentlemen, and - for some reason - Arthur Laffer, Thank you for your time today. My presentation

“When ‘All Y’all’ Are Better” – The 2019 Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 30, 2019October 30, 2019

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Hi everyone, (checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.) It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the progress the Atlanta Falcons are making this year. Woof! Well, there’s been some bumps along the way, and after failing to complete their comeback against the Seahawks the Falcons entered

“So It’s Come To This” – A 2019 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

Beerguyrob - August 8, 2019August 8, 2019

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As God is my witness, I had no idea where to go with this year's preview. I have covered the Falcons for [DFO] for the last three years, each with diminishing returns: 2016 - NFC Champion; lost to Patriots in Super Bowl - compared them to types of mayonnaise 2017 -

“This Beer Tastes Like Ass!” – The Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

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Hi again. I'm Beerguyrob, Way back in the recent past - September 3rd, to be precise - the truthiest of truth bombs was dropped on this-here site: The Atlanta Falcons are made up of mostly cheap beer. If you don't believe me, just look at their record so far: three wins -

“America Doesn’t Forgive The Sinner” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview

Team Previews

Beerguyrob - September 3, 2018August 31, 2018

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I'm not sure why this team has fallen to me to preview over the years. Rikki covered them in the initial year of the site, and I think did a damn fine job half-assing it. Me - well, I didn't even muster half of that half-ass when I did the

Your “All Eras Must End” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

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NFL News: NFL officiating & rules are again in focus this morning: Gene Steratore's crew in Oakland had two national spotlight moments last night. The first was the index card. Steratore said the card "reaffirmed" the call on the field: "The ball was touching the pole. I put the card

“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 12, 2017October 11, 2017

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Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype my intro. THESE FUCKERS JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN! Coming off their bye this week, they host the Jay Cutler distracted Miami Dolphins, which should be an

Your “Oh Look – It’s The Atlanta F*%$#-king Falcons” Season Preview

Beerguyrob - August 17, 2017August 20, 2017

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They know what they did. THEY KNOW! I hope Dan Quinn wakes up screaming every night at 3:28 AM, sweating in anguish over how the Falcons let down 96% of the football viewing public, with Dreamboat's stupid, ugly face as large as Godzilla standing over him, roaring in triumph. After all, TAWMMY's

“When Not All Tires Catch Fire” – The Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - November 19, 2016July 24, 2025

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First of all, let's kick this mother off right: The Falcons are 6-4 and on their bye this weekend. Let that sink in for a moment - the Falcons, a team that last year started 5-0 and then promptly decided that competency was for losers. The Falcons, whose one shining moment was

The Atlanta Falcons – If “Why?” Was A Football Team

Beerguyrob - September 6, 2016July 24, 2025

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Introduction: In the realm of football-related ventures, deciding to assess the value of the Atlanta Falcons prior to the 2016 didn't seem like a difficult task to take on. Sure, I have Seahawks season tickets, but DangeRuss & Co. are the domain of Beastmode Ate My Baby. I've been a

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