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Your “IT’S HAPPENING” 2023 Aussie Footy Preview and Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 16, 2023March 16, 2023
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Banner Photo Credit: GWS Giants Homepage I don't know how Irish you are, but if you wanted to celebrate drinking as much as possible, wouldn't you pair up the kickoff of the Australian Football League season with St. Patrick's Day?  Because that's what is happening TODAY/started this morning and continues into

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 26, 2017May 26, 2017
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Our esteemed alot of beer is out doing life things that may or may not be more important than reviewing beer for imaginary internet friends, so you're stuck with substitute teachers for the next few Beer Barrels. First sub up: ME! Last time I filled in for this column I wasn't

Commentist Beer Barrel: Nora Brought Out The Brandy

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makeitsnowondem - August 28, 2016August 28, 2016
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To me, the best consequence of the saturation of the craft beer market over the last seven or so years with beers aged in whiskey barrels has been the saturation of the craft beer market with beers aged in whiskey barrels. Whiskey barrels—specifically American bourbon barrels—are, in my opinion, the best

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