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scotchnaut - August 7, 2025August 7, 2025
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It's a bit disorienting going from 0 to 60 but that's what's going on this weekend and we start with three organized scuffles tonight. For the most part it'll be, "Spot the Starter Before He Disappears!" but that's better than the void that we (I) experienced during the summer. Let's

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