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Your Monday Night AFC East Disemboweling Open Thread

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scotchnaut - November 23, 2015
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Let's not regard this game tonight as the end of week whateveritis but see it for what it could be. This, this my friends is the beginning of a long, glorious week of sport-making that could cause the most loyal and understanding of significant others to say, "You're watching sports AGAIN?".

No Pants? No Problem. Your Early Slate of Games

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scotchnaut - September 13, 2015September 13, 2015
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Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! It's here, it's queer and it's not going away. I don't know what that means but it sounded good in my head. I hope everyone is prepared-feel free to tell us what you're eating/drinking to celebrate this most wonderful of days. As for you guys and gals

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