[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! The NFL is over? FUCK. You mean I gotta WORK now to get geared up for the USFL? Son of a BITCH. These shitmonglers know that they're makin'
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 5: The 1921 Leyat Helica
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! I don't give a fuck about the Super Bowl. Never have, never will. Ain't never won it ONCE in my whole goddamn career. Fuckin' fancy pricks. Bet they don't even
Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 4: The 1920 Briggs & Stratton Flyer
Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 3: The 1913 Scripps-Booth Bi-AutoGo
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! USFL commish says we gotta start takin' a look at our rosters to figure shit out soon. FUCK THAT. It's BURNOUT SEASON, baby. Colder temps mean more rubber
Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 2: The 1911 Reeves Overland OctoAuto
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! God DAMN. That was some good fucking playoff football last week, huh? Not the Bucs I guess, though. Brady looked like a rusted-out heap of shit. Guess whatever
Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 1: The 1899 Horsey Horseless
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] What the FUCK is UP, you fucking PUSSIES? I'm BOSS FUCKIN' TODD HALEY, head coach and GM of the USFL's MEMPHIS SHOWBOATS WOOOOOOOO!!! You dumbshits probably know me from my NFL experiences in KC