— The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang surrounds DOKTOR ZYMM, who is tinkering with a large contraption in the center of the room.  She tightens a few more screws, takes a step back, and then wipes her brow. 

DOKTOR ZYMM: Ja. Zat should do it.

RIKKI-TIKK-DEADLY: Okay, so I understand the basic principles behind how it works…

DOKTOR ZYMM: I am quite sure you do not, but pleaze, do continue.

RIKKI-TIKK-DEADLY: …but can you explain again how the S.C.R.A.M. device is going to solve the problems you’re having with your neighbors?

DOKTOR ZYMM: I do not know why you inzist on giving each of my devizes an acronym, but the purpose of the Subsonic Comfort Reversal Acoustic Machine is very simple.  It vill make my neighbors veel uncomfortable, und zen zey vill leave.

YEAH RIGHT: Okay, but if it’s subsonic that means they can’t hear it, right?

DOKTOR ZYMM: Ja.

BRETT FAVRE’S COLONOSCOPY: But you could project regular old sonic sounds, right?  Things that people could hear?

DOKTOR ZYMM: I zuppose, yes…

While DOKTOR ZYMM: has been facing the others SON OF SPAM has been sneaking behind her towards the controls of the machine.  He reaches out for one of the buttons.  A flash of light, an electrical “popping” noise, and the smell of singed hair follows.

DOKTOR ZYMM: To answer your unasked question, yes.  We can use it to play music.  But you have to say pleaze.

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Welcome to a special surprise edition of Request Line!  Today we’re looking for bass-heavy songs that Dr. Zymm can play in order to annoy her neighbors.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_M155_B3AstM0d3″ and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  I’ll get us started with one from The Temptations!