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My Vasectomy Adventure – At Least they Give you Drugs

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jjfozz - March 27, 2017March 24, 2017
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“Nurse, part of his vans popped out and it’s on the floor.” That’s an actual quote from an actual doctor who was actually cutting in to my balls. And just to clarify the object that popped off weren’t Vans like Spicoli wore. No, it was a piece of my vans deferens

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