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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hinterkaifeck Murders

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The Maestro - April 19, 2018April 19, 2018
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So I had some bad luck this week - Mystery Machine broke down. Because it's a legacy Volkswagen model, and because all the goddamn Pacific Northwest hippies don't seem to wanna share their spare transmission parts, I had to get myself to Germany to get her all repaired. Fortunately for

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Jeannette DePalma Murder

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The Maestro - March 29, 2018March 25, 2018
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I had some East Coast business to attend to this past week; my staff were busy checking out some basketball players in the NIT for me... I'm hoping to sign some of them to contracts. To help our O-line, of course. All the same, while scouting was happening at Madison

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Axeman of New Orleans

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The Maestro - March 22, 2018March 21, 2018
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Sean Payton invited me out for drinks the other night. Normally, I'd turn him down, but he mentioned to me that he had some ideas on what to do to revitalize my running game, so I said fuck it and headed to the Bayou to catch up. Somewhere along the

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Somerton Man

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The Maestro - February 15, 2018February 15, 2018
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Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. Looks like it's cold as shit in Korea right now. After months of cloud and fog and dampness in the Pacific Northwest, I'm not about to go gallivanting over to Asia right now to ask the Chinese what they know about 9/11. I need to warm up

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