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Nope, no football tonight. More or less.
OK, calm down, don’t cry. There actually is if you want it badly enough.
The FCS quarterfinals do continue tonight with the #16 Kennesaw State Owls facing the #5 Sam Houston State BearKats. But that’s on ESPN3 though (8:30pmEST), so I say screw that game. Also, the BearKats are favored -5, but the moneyline is retarded. So screw that game even more.
And what the hell is a BearKat anyway? Just the name sounds scary.
Oh, OK. Not scary at all. Kinda looks like an otter fucked a weasel. Well that thought is kinda scary, I guess.
But unless it goes rabid and attacks the person in the mascot suit, I might be losing interest.
Also, the mascot’s name is “Sammy” btw…how creative, right? That would be like Stephen F. Austin’s mascot being named “Stevie”, which would be stupid too.
Little known fact…Stephen F. Austin’s mascot is actually the “Lumberjacks”. Not stupid exactly, but doesn’t sound interesting does it? Well, what if I told you the women’s teams are known as the “Ladyjacks”…..?
Still nothing, huh? Well I thought it was funny. Ladyjacks…hehehehe….
Aaaaaand I’ve gone off the rails here so let’s move on, shall we?
(Texas is weird)
NFL Broadcast Maps – courtesy 506sports.com
Things Which Are Not Football Foar Your Viewing Pleasures 2Nite
Lotsa games tonight, but only one national broadcast…
- Toronto @ Yinzburgh – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
- Miami @ Brooklyn – 6:00pmEST – TV: NBATV
- Utah @ Milwaukee – 8:30pmEST – TV: NBATV
- OKC @ Memphis – 9:00pmEST – TV: NBATV*
* Not sure about the OKC/Memphis game. I’m seeing it listed on the interwebz as being on NBATV, but maybe a regional split? On my TeeVee box grid, it shows Utah/Milwaukee sooooo…you’ll get whatever you get.
Top 25 Tonight:
- (5)Florida @ (17)Cincinnati – 6:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Southern Utah @ (3)Michigan State – 6:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- (14)Minnesota @ Arkansas – 6:45pmEST – TV: SECN
- (9)Notre Dame @ Delaware – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Hillsdale Free Will Baptist College now known as Randall University @ (23)Baylor – 7:00pmEST – TV: None because who gives a shit? J/K…FoxSportsSW 😉
- (18)West Virginia @ Pitt – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
Other Stupid Shit You Can Watch* Tonight:
- NCAA Women’s Volleyball Tourney – All night tonight more or less – TV: ESPNU
- American Ninja Warrior (whatever the fuck that is) – All night tonight more or less – TV: NBCSN
- UFC Fight Night – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- A Shitload of Star Wars Movies – All night tonight more or less – TV: TNT
- The Grinch (and not that stupid Jim Carrey bullshit) – 7:00pmEST – TV: TBS
- It’s A Wonderful Life – 8:00pmEST – TV: USA (Fuck off, George Bailey you dumbshit…Clarence should have pushed you into the river and been done with it)
- A Bunch of Stupid Ass Christmas Movies – All month more or less – TV: Hallmark Channel
* Please don’t admit it if you actually watch any of this other than the women’s volleyball. Otherwise, just lie and say you read a book or something.
But whatever you watch and/or do, you better sure as hell tell everyone about it in the comments. Otherwise we will think you don’t like us and we will be sad.
You heard me…get to it!!!!!!! Typey typey!!!!! NOW!!!!!
Someone has to put the lipstick on this pig of a night and it might as well be you.