Your “I Was Nowhere Near New Jersey When I Killed Him” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News Janoris Jenkins is the new Orenthal James Simpson.  Maybe.  Hopefully not.   In all seriousness, and in spite of my very witty post title.... All of the details aren't yet available here, so let's not rush to judgement.  But it is being investigated as a homicide by "strangulation/suffocation" currently.  Then again, it

Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread

I had originally intended to title this one "BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe".  But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in my posts recently.  Plus, "anal" in the title would get us hits from those buttseks freaks searching for their buttseks.  And we've already got enough of

Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans.  Yes, I stand by that statement. Tonight, live on FS1 beginning at 8pmEST, is the 142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.  And you're damn well gonna watch it. Wanna know why you're gonna watch it? 

Your “Even Moar Saturday NFL? Thanks Santa!!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Santa is still slacking off in most ways I see.... Can't blame him, though.  He's got a big day tomorrow.  He deserves a little relaxation today. But at least he gave us the early gift of not just one, but TWO Saturday Varsity Footy match ups today/tonight. Earlier today, my Ratbirds shamed/got shamed

Your “Holy Sh*tsnacks Batman…No Football?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Nope, no football tonight.  More or less. OK, calm down, don't cry.  There actually is if you want it badly enough. The FCS quarterfinals do continue tonight with the #16 Kennesaw State Owls facing the #5 Sam Houston State BearKats.  But that's on ESPN3 though (8:30pmEST), so I say screw that game. 

Your “Mo’ MAC, Mo’ Problems” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

I didn't get my book read last night.  Shocking, I know. I probably won't get to it today/tonight either.  Mostly because I suck and am easily distracted... Also, you guys are too damned funny to resist sometimes.  Peer Pressure!!!!! - We've Got Some NFL Stuff To Talk About First and foremost, fuck you Spanos, Goodell

“MAC n Cheese Is All You Get Tonight” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

There's no football tonight, of course.  Well, at least not the varsity variety. Barely the JV variety either, unless you're a MAC fan... But we'll get to that later. Besides, tonight I plan to try and ignore sports and finally try (again) to finish some reading I've been trying to finish for far