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Your “Middle Child Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, I’m not joking. August 12 is “Middle Child Day”. It’s official and everything!!!!!! HEY LOOK IT’S THE NEW JAN BRADY!!!!! marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!!…
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Your “Sunday Funday, Better Than A Monday” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Ha!!!! See? I didn’t forget this time. Even though I’ve been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly. Antonio Brown has threatened…
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Your “I Was Nowhere Near New Jersey When I Killed Him” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News Janoris Jenkins is the new Orenthal James Simpson. Maybe. Hopefully not. In all seriousness, and in spite of my very witty…
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Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread
I had originally intended to title this one “BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe”. But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in…
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Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread
Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans. Yes, I stand by that statement.…
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Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread
There’s going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You’ll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust…
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Your “Imma Need To Be Drunk For This One” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Yeah, so what if we say that every night? It doesn’t make it not true, does it? Does it????? DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!! –…
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Your “Even Moar Saturday NFL? Thanks Santa!!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Santa is still slacking off in most ways I see…. Can’t blame him, though. He’s got a big day tomorrow. He deserves a little…
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Your “It’s Just A Fantasy” SNF Open Thread
Because Scotchnaut got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt,…
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Your “Slightly Hurried and Less Than Comprehensive” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Hello there imaginary friendlings. Please excuse the brevity of tonight’s lead in. If you want to blame someone for it, blame Maria. No shit. …