A young man hesitantly ventures up a dilapidated and creaky set of stairs, and approaches the front door of an equally dilapidated house in the middle of nowhere. As he gets closer, he can hear the sounds of raucous laughter and music inside. He takes out a small piece of
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either.
I had already begun mentally writing this preview, expecting the Ravens to make the smart move and sign Colin Kaepernick. I mean, we don't have a problem with stabbings in Baltimore, so why
I'm not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist. Who never had to face the music because more or less, he had a shot at getting his school a National Championship. And he did. Job well
Or should that be "2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview"?
Yes, that seems more apropos.
Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season table, an NFC Championship and a (disappointing) Superb Owl appearance, are the Panthers going to suck again this year?
Yes. Yes they are. And here's why...
2015 Carolina Panthers -
Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends.
For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats. For some of you, just having sex should be lauded...let alone actually having one of your swimmers plant its flag. So, here's to you...I guess.
For some of you,
I hope BeerGuyRob's ass is OK. And this is a selfish proclamation. Let me explain.
Due to Rob's ass problems, this is my third open thread of the week. And already I'm out of ideas. I don't know how that magnificent bastard does it.
I'm sitting here right now trying to figure
Yep, no alcohol in his system. He was just taking a "nap" in his car. Yeah OK... you know he's getting the good pain pills for that back. And since there was no alcohol in his system, this will now all probably go away. That's crap. Cops find ME passed
Fair warning...as I'm writing this the Geelong/Hawthorn match is ongoing. Geelong has a 16-6 lead in the first qtr. Which is good, but we'll see...this post could go bad quickly. Just letting you know.... profanity could be upcoming.
So ballsofsteelandfury has safely made it back to the continental US. So whyTF
Fair warning...this could get ugly...
As you were all warned....errrrrr told last week, I am filling in for ballsofsteelandfury on AFL Beat for the next two weeks while he's jet setting all over the globe.
Now, I'm not going to lie to you fine folks. I'm very nervous about doing this...
OK, I'm not gonna lie...I really had the best of intentions when I agreed to sit in for makeitsnow this week on the beer barrel.
But dammit, I don't have a Lady Snow to keep me honest. Thusly, I ended up staying up all night last night getting drunk (yes, for