Your “Sunday Funday, Better Than A Monday” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Ha!!!!  See?  I didn’t forget this time.  Even though I’ve been watching baseball all day.  And maybe drinking some.  Allegedly.

• Antonio Brown has threatened to quit football because the NFL has threatened to ban his helmet.  This sounds stupid on both sides to me, but we’ll see.
• Justin Tucker is safe for now.  Good luck, Vikes.
• While Zeke Holds out, Pollard doesn’t seem to be bringing down Zeke’s value (IMHO).  Publicly at least, Jerry Jones disagrees, but then again he’s stupid.
• Theo Riddick got brokeded and will be out at least half the season (sorry Hippo).
• Aaaaaand….the Yinzers lost someone else.  WR coach Daryl Drake is ded.  Rest in Peace, Sir.  By all accounts you were a very decent human being.

Tonight’s Offerings

(don’t get too excited)

MLB

• Philadelphia @ San Francisco – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN

XVIII Pan Am Games

• Still No Idea What Events But….  – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU

WNBA

• Connecticut @ Las Vegas – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2

Arena Football – Arena Bowl XXXII

(seriously, this has existed for 32 years????)

((sadly it’s probably the best thing on))

• Philadelphia Soul @ Albany Empire – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2

John Bon Jovi Agrees (he owns the Soul….so to speak)

NFL

• Jets @ Giants – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NFLN

(spoiler alert, it’s a rerun and the Giants won 31-22…like anyone gives a shit)

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Imma Just Keep Drinkin’ and Watching Gameshow Network Methinks

Hopefully Vanna will be on later.

Meh, screw it.

Crap, now I want a pickle.

And another shot of Freezer Vodka.

Now THAT’S how you cross the goal line in STYLE BABY!!!!!

But your ass might hurt tomorrow.

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