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theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Ha!!!!  See?  I didn’t forget this time.  Even though I’ve been watching baseball all day.  And maybe drinking some.  Allegedly.

  • Antonio Brown has threatened to quit football because the NFL has threatened to ban his helmet.  This sounds stupid on both sides to me, but we’ll see.
  • Justin Tucker is safe for now.  Good luck, Vikes.
  • While Zeke Holds out, Pollard doesn’t seem to be bringing down Zeke’s value (IMHO).  Publicly at least, Jerry Jones disagrees, but then again he’s stupid.
  • Theo Riddick got brokeded and will be out at least half the season (sorry Hippo).
  • Aaaaaand….the Yinzers lost someone else.  WR coach Daryl Drake is ded.  Rest in Peace, Sir.  By all accounts you were a very decent human being.

Tonight’s Offerings

(don’t get too excited)

MLB

  • Philadelphia @ San Francisco – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN

XVIII Pan Am Games

  • Still No Idea What Events But….  – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU

WNBA

  • Connecticut @ Las Vegas – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2

Arena Football – Arena Bowl XXXII

(seriously, this has existed for 32 years????)

((sadly it’s probably the best thing on))

  • Philadelphia Soul @ Albany Empire – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2

John Bon Jovi Agrees (he owns the Soul….so to speak)

NFL

  • Jets @ Giants – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NFLN

(spoiler alert, it’s a rerun and the Giants won 31-22…like anyone gives a shit)

Imma Just Keep Drinkin’ and Watching Gameshow Network Methinks

Hopefully Vanna will be on later.

Meh, screw it.

Crap, now I want a pickle.

And another shot of Freezer Vodka.

Now THAT’S how you cross the goal line in STYLE BABY!!!!!

But your ass might hurt tomorrow.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Horatio Cornblower

Sharkbait

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuuuuuck I’m tired

rockingdog
rockingdog

found a funny:
[God making cilantro]

ANGEL: You just want more… parsley? How is this different?

GOD: [taking bong rip] lmao, make it taste like soap to some people

ballsofsteelandfury

I just went to church and I’m here to tell you that Jesus thanks tWBS for doing the Lord’s work in the comments.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Oh they have church at truck stop porno theater gloryhole stalls now?

Redshirt

No but His Name is invoked several times.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So today I said that Brett Kavanaugh’s testimony was what it would look like if a man literally sold his soul to the devil in exchange for power, and the Dr. Mrs. disagreed said that it wasn’t because any soul he ever had was long gone.

Somehow that managed to turn into a pretty big argument. I still don’t understand what we were arguing about, really.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Are you familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda?

SonOfSpam

By the end I hope you were just shouting “I LIKE BEER!” at random intervals.

Redshirt

I still think he got drunk and did something, but he was so drunk he doesn’t remember it. All he had to do was say that, apologize, and ask Trump to withdraw his nomination. He could’ve turned that into a campaign against excessive drinking in college and gone down in history not as a complete monster but as someone who made a mistake but tried to make up for it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Except he never would have done any of that because he was a political hack and his work on the Starr report should have been disqualifying even without blatant disregard for ethics–judicial, financial, and sexual.

Redshirt
herodotus450
herodotus450

The Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Riddick end before they even get started.

King Hippo

I just want to thank the Dirt Stillers for being such liquid shit. Hope kept alive for at least one MOAR week!

Redshirt

I want to thank David Bell for overusing the Reds bullpen to the point where now it can’t close a door let alone a game.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m disappointed that tWBS finally posted something with no nudity.

Redshirt

He could’ve put an Easter Egg pixel-size link to hardcore stuff on the page.