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Janoris Jenkins is the new Orenthal James Simpson. Maybe. Hopefully not.
In all seriousness, and in spite of my very witty post title….
All of the details aren’t yet available here, so let’s not rush to judgement. But it is being investigated as a homicide by “strangulation/suffocation” currently. Then again, it is Jersey soooooo…..yeah.
The decedent has been identified as 25 year old Roosevelt Rene, a family friend of Jenkins’. Apparently, other family members of Jenkins’ were also residents in the home where the body was found, and by all accounts Janoris has been in Florida since Giants’ mini camp ended. Allegedly.
I’ve also learned Janoris Jenkins had family staying at that home…he had plans to return to New Jersey today to deal with this situation but he may stay in Florida. #Giants
— Dianna Russini (@diannaESPN) June 26, 2018
My advice Janoris? If you didn’t do it, go home and deal with it. If for no other reason than your family members (the allegedly “not guilty” ones, at least) need you. And staying away makes you look guilty, even if only by association and/or “accessory after the fact” type stuff. Go home Janoris. TODAY!!!!!
Fred Goldman has reportedly already been booked on tonight’s Inside Edition to give his meaningless opinion.
Elsewhere, Yahoo reports that a study done by Dr. Michael Lewis of Emory’s Goizueta Business School has found that the Cowboys, Patriots and Eagles have the best fan bases. I think we can all agree that this is complete bullshit. The same study also found that the worst fan bases are Tennessee, RAMMIT!!!!! and Kansas City. This part seems legit.
Lewis’s model averages three measurements of fan loyalty: Fan Equity, Social Equity, and Road Equity. If your team isn’t as high as you’d like, chances are it fell short in one of these three areas:
Fan Equity: How much fans spend on their team, at the ticket office and on memorabilia/regalia. (Best: Cowboys, 49ers, Patriots; worst: Rams, Raiders, Jaguars)
Social Equity: How passionate fans are in following their teams on social media across all channels. (Best: Patriots, Cowboys, Steelers; worst: Rams, Jaguars, Titans)
Road Equity: How well teams draw on the road, adjusting for their win-loss record. (Best: the NFC East, Pittsburgh; worst: Texans, Titans, Browns)
I’m just screwing with you, Iggles’ fans. You got you a Lombardi Trophy soooooooo… You can take it. It’s just a joke.
Hey stop throwing batteries at me you assholes!!!!!!
And not to be outdone, meanwhile in Atlanta…
A body was found Tuesday afternoon inside a walk-in beer cooler at SunTrust Park, according to a Cobb County police spokeswoman.
The man was a third-party contractor and was found by a fellow worker, Officer Sarah O’Hara said.
It’s pretty much only baseball. Sorry.
College World Series Finals
- Game 2 – Arkansas vs Oregon State (Arkansas 1-0) – 7:00pm EDT – TV: ESPN
- Angels at Red Sox – 7:00pm EDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Yankees at Phillies – 7:00pm EDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Cubs at Dodgers – 10:00pm EDT – TV: ESPN
Summer Still Stinks
Yeah, I said it!!!!!!