There’s going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You’ll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust me. Today isn’t about Footedballzing. You all already know that. It’s about folks who haven’t watched a game all year suddenly becoming fans on the last day of the season.
It’s annoying, I get it. But it comes down to this…..
It’s still the last game of the season. Whether we like the match up, the game or what it is that it’s become, there it is. Today is it. That’s what it’s come down to.
In all honesty, this is just a placeholder of sorts for your angst and random musings. The “Big Game” won’t get going for another 12 hours. Hopefully, there will be moar kontent to follow this during the day. But until then, say whatever you want to say here.
What are you cooking?
What are you drinking?
Who are you….hugging?
Heh heh. That’s way better than this game will be methinks.
But I digress…..
It’s the last game of the season folks. And even though most of us don’t care for the match up, we just can’t help ourselves. You know we’ll be watching.
And also….Gamblor!
Personally, after the house juice from yesterday’s college basketball, I still have just under $700 in my Gamblor! account (thank you Auburn for not fucking me completely yesterday like everyone else did) and am looking foar betting advice. So tell me your opinions….
Who should I bet? What should I bet?
If I place it well, it can pay foar “extras” during my upcoming jaunt to SoCal. Woooooo!!!!!!
Anywhooo….
Talk about whatever you want to talk about here in the early portion of the day. But have faith…Something better than this poorly thought out post should come along soon enough.
“Better” being the keyword there.
Or maybe “Bettor”.
Meh, we’ll see.
Imma start drinking now. Yes I’m serious. Yes, it’s not yet 6am here.
DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!!
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We have a twelver of Brooklyns, because meh, fuck it, I don’t gotta work tomorrow. Hopefully.
I found the perfect beer for tonight’s game. Minneapolis-based Surly Brewing has an IPA aptly named Furious, because that’s what I’ll be for this whole fucking game.
When I am fairly and squarely elected Dictator For Life, the mood-measuring chips everyone will have installed in their brains will also be set to self-destruct when they detect any utterance of the phrase “sports ball.”
Can I be made head of the FCC? I will personally have my finger on the Kill Feed button. Whenever a Super Bowl commercial starts, they have five seconds to establish a clear and concise plot and/or storyline. If that is not done, the commercial is dropped, the screen shows static for the last 25 to 55 seconds and they don’t get a refund.
“Hey you boring normie person who likes football, let me deride your boring banal tastes with a boring banal idiom about watching sporpsball. I AM A SUCH A REBEL.”
Hey, the talking bowling pin said it correctly; more than can be said for that meat sack Armstrong.
People are starting to show up at my place. I’ll catch you all after the game.
If they are all wearing matching uniforms with the same three letters on the back, then maybe it’ll be a bit longer….
Ohhhhhh….that was good.
Gotta admit; dey haz nice jackets.
Darn it!
I wish he would have given the MILF the other pics.
My cat has not stopped watching the puppy bowl.
You have a very pretty kitty.
No comments about one’s wife on this site!
Oh, never mind.
Trust me, that opening line rarely works.
Geez WCS, how many toys do you fucking have???????
You’re like the Hanson Brothers up in there.
On an unrelated note….can I borrow that crab thing?
/asking foar a friend
I like the electronics barricade. BUILD A WALL.
Bitcoin crashing faster than Ayrton Senna no offence
Dang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K697IgIBGsc
LOOK IT UP!
You had me at look.
And up.
D’awwwwwwwwwwwwww
At first I was like; DAMN that stubble!
CONNECT THE DOTS, PEOPLE
*Not posted for bitching about Musk.
Just wait until I get one of his Not A Flamethrowers to roast you with.
Why does everything he says or does get deified–Damn, too slow.
If anyone still believes the Earth is flat, I say we put them in several rockets, send them in orbit at several different points above the Earth, and have them successfully explain to Houston why the Earth is flat before they’ll engage the Reentry Process.
Orrrrrr….and hear me out now, I’m just spitballing here….
We put them in rockets and aim the rockets at each other. Or into the oceans.
I’m open to ideas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDpxuWj2A7o
First Half of Video
Tiger shark
Oh God.
At least you knew what Fake Taxi is.
*Fake Uber next?
FIVE STARS!!
Oh fuck, I’m already tired of the “dilly dilly” shit. Where is Ice Cube with the Silver Bullets?
“Already”? You’ve got far more patience than me.
it’s 75 today in Vegas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY8iy8S0S4w
They’re breaking out the winter gear!
Kind of think de EAGLES defense & Foles can pull this off.
Is this gonna be the game that ends Bradys career? oh god….. what if it is?
….Helps that my roommate Is watching the giants vs patriots SB that happened a while back.
DON’T GIVE ME HOPE
I think Juniper has a concussion.
PUPPY PROTOCOL!!
RockingDOG approves!!!!
I wonder how many people fuck during the Super Bowl.
Well, I know two people that don’t….
For the record, I would stop mid-thrust during the anthem and stand tall and if I’m still in there by God it’s for America.
And no, it’s not technically a threesome if you’re on top of a buried corpse.
That’s why I don’t like the Super Bowl baby commercials. Some people were conceived on wedding nights, anniversaries, birthdays or in new houses.
Why do you want to remind your child that they exist only because the Falcons choked away a win and your parents f*cked to celebrate?
As someone with a September birthday, every New Year’s Eve is a reminder of what my parents were doing that night in 1981.
First day of spring here.
Not the usual butt seks?
I was born ten months after my parent’s wedding so I exist because my parents were smashing on their honeymoon and you know what, good for them.
Well, yeah…good for them except for having to deal with you for 18 years.
(sorry…couldn’t resist…you know I love ya)
What can I say? I was a little shit.
(watching TV)
“But the First Government of the United States, recognized the flaws in the Articles of Confederation and realized that in order the save the country, they had to either fix itself and replace itself and it ultimately chose to replace itself.”
Me: “There’s a lesson here, everyone.”
Republicans: “Build the wall!”
Democrats: “Let DREAMers in!”
Me: “I wonder if England will take us back.”
Ron Howard Voiceover: They won’t.
Dreamers are already in though ppl forget that
“Not for long.”
-I.C.E.
In my defense, I’m talking about the Democratic Party. If the Democratic Party was as smart and as competent as Democratic voters, Hillary would be into her 2nd term after Kerry’s two terms and Senate Majority Leader Obama would be preparing to replace her in ’20.
Wardrobe malfunction during the Kitty halftime show.
Did you see that pussy??????????????
Oxipug approves this message
NOT PAPA jOHN’S.
Dog likes CHEESE!!!!!
Cheesin!!!!!
GO EAGLES!!!
Michael and Phil seem to have some internal tension.
Sexual tension.
and gas.
Austin Powers is on.This should kill some time.
Let’s celebrate ads that promote rampant consumerism.
*To be fair; I’d buy it for a dollar.
That’s okay, Moose. I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight. Or ever again.
Have you never seen that movie, Redshirt?
Rowdy Roddy is judging you harshly.
I haven’t seen a lot of movies everyone else has seen, but I do know which one you’re talking about.
The kitten halftime show is about to be on
I’m watching porn too.
Oh you meant actual CATS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpIpDpaBxRE
Does anyone have/had a Golf R or GTI? Did you enjoy the car?
Precursor sort of…..My first car was a ’78 Rabbit. Handled great and was awesome….mostly. It was great except for when it decided to not start sometimes for no reason.
Gal I dated in the 90s had a Jetta. It was great, no shit.
So more or less….no to your actual question. But mostly those Germans know their shit with cars.
…and ovens.
Hehehehehe…can’t believe I’m gonna say this…
But gas…nawt electric.
– M. Vick
Dan Snyder might franchise tag Cousins again.
Yes, yes I do. That’s so deliciously Washington.
They want to try and get trade value, not sure if anybody will give that much u……. oh, Cleveland.
Holy shit, really? I thought of this possibility yesterday as a joke and it’s real?
I don’t think anybody would trade with them, but you never know.
They don’t have to pay anything if the rescind it before the deadline; please have their email server go kablooie.
Not to be a pedantic veterinary asshole (again)….
But Joker is about as much Yorkshire Terrier as I am.
#shihtzulivesmatter
Well quit shitting on the lawn and people won’t make that mistake.
I only shit on the neighbor’s lawns. They’ve earned it.
Pooper-scoooooooooooper!
Trying this out, let me know if I made a mistake.
Holy shit, my computer is pulsing now.
It’s seems to me you did fine.
Just fine.
I’ll be right back….
I think the Eagles can do this.
Also waiting for
So many hours to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5vCwr9KGtw
Hey, pig cheerleaders!!!!
WHO INVITED DUKE???????
Savannah got lucky on reaching for the pylon there. That coulda gone bad.
that white fluffy dog is clipping the bull terrier
Eyes in front of shoulders!