Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

There’s going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today.  You’ll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked.  Trust me.  Today isn’t about Footedballzing.  You all already know that.  It’s about folks who haven’t watched a game all year suddenly becoming fans on the last day of the season.

It’s annoying, I get it.  But it comes down to this…..

It’s still the last game of the season.  Whether we like the match up, the game or what it is that it’s become, there it is.  Today is it.  That’s what it’s come down to.

In all honesty, this is just a placeholder of sorts for your angst and random musings.  The “Big Game” won’t get going for another 12 hours.  Hopefully, there will be moar kontent to follow this during the day.  But until then, say whatever you want to say here.

What are you cooking?

What are you drinking?

Who are you….hugging?

Heh heh.  That’s way better than this game will be methinks.

But I digress…..

It’s the last game of the season folks.  And even though most of us don’t care for the match up, we just can’t help ourselves.  You know we’ll be watching.

And also….Gamblor!

Personally, after the house juice from yesterday’s college basketball, I still have just under $700 in my Gamblor! account (thank you Auburn for not fucking me completely yesterday like everyone else did) and am looking foar betting advice.  So tell me your opinions….

Who should I bet?  What should I bet?

If I place it well, it can pay foar “extras” during my upcoming jaunt to SoCal.  Woooooo!!!!!!

Anywhooo….

Talk about whatever you want to talk about here in the early portion of the day.  But have faith…Something better than this poorly thought out post should come along soon enough.

“Better” being the keyword there.

Or maybe “Bettor”.

Meh, we’ll see.

Imma start drinking now.  Yes I’m serious.  Yes, it’s not yet 6am here.

DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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Senor Weaselo

We have a twelver of Brooklyns, because meh, fuck it, I don’t gotta work tomorrow. Hopefully.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I found the perfect beer for tonight’s game. Minneapolis-based Surly Brewing has an IPA aptly named Furious, because that’s what I’ll be for this whole fucking game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

When I am fairly and squarely elected Dictator For Life, the mood-measuring chips everyone will have installed in their brains will also be set to self-destruct when they detect any utterance of the phrase “sports ball.”

Redshirt

Can I be made head of the FCC? I will personally have my finger on the Kill Feed button. Whenever a Super Bowl commercial starts, they have five seconds to establish a clear and concise plot and/or storyline. If that is not done, the commercial is dropped, the screen shows static for the last 25 to 55 seconds and they don’t get a refund.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

“Hey you boring normie person who likes football, let me deride your boring banal tastes with a boring banal idiom about watching sporpsball. I AM A SUCH A REBEL.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Hey, the talking bowling pin said it correctly; more than can be said for that meat sack Armstrong.

Sharkbait
Sharkbait

People are starting to show up at my place. I’ll catch you all after the game.

herodotus450
herodotus450

If they are all wearing matching uniforms with the same three letters on the back, then maybe it’ll be a bit longer….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I wish he would have given the MILF the other pics.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

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WCS

My cat has not stopped watching the puppy bowl.

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

You have a very pretty kitty.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No comments about one’s wife on this site!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, never mind.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Bitcoin crashing faster than Ayrton Senna no offence

WCS

Dang.

Spur
Spur

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LOOK IT UP!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

At first I was like; DAMN that stubble!

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

CONNECT THE DOTS, PEOPLE

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Not posted for bitching about Musk.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Just wait until I get one of his Not A Flamethrowers to roast you with.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Why does everything he says or does get deified–
Damn, too slow.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

If anyone still believes the Earth is flat, I say we put them in several rockets, send them in orbit at several different points above the Earth, and have them successfully explain to Houston why the Earth is flat before they’ll engage the Reentry Process.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Oh God.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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At least you knew what Fake Taxi is.

*Fake Uber next?

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

FIVE STARS!!

tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

Oh fuck, I’m already tired of the “dilly dilly” shit. Where is Ice Cube with the Silver Bullets?

WCS

“Already”? You’ve got far more patience than me.

Spur
Spur

it’s 75 today in Vegas.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They’re breaking out the winter gear!

rockingdog
rockingdog

Kind of think de EAGLES defense & Foles can pull this off.

Is this gonna be the game that ends Bradys career? oh god….. what if it is?

….Helps that my roommate Is watching the giants vs patriots SB that happened a while back.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

DON’T GIVE ME HOPE

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I wonder how many people fuck during the Super Bowl.

tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

Well, I know two people that don’t….

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

For the record, I would stop mid-thrust during the anthem and stand tall and if I’m still in there by God it’s for America.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

And no, it’s not technically a threesome if you’re on top of a buried corpse.

Redshirt

That’s why I don’t like the Super Bowl baby commercials. Some people were conceived on wedding nights, anniversaries, birthdays or in new houses.

Why do you want to remind your child that they exist only because the Falcons choked away a win and your parents f*cked to celebrate?

WCS

As someone with a September birthday, every New Year’s Eve is a reminder of what my parents were doing that night in 1981.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not the usual butt seks?

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I was born ten months after my parent’s wedding so I exist because my parents were smashing on their honeymoon and you know what, good for them.

Redshirt

(watching TV)

“But the First Government of the United States, recognized the flaws in the Articles of Confederation and realized that in order the save the country, they had to either fix itself and replace itself and it ultimately chose to replace itself.”

Me: “There’s a lesson here, everyone.”
Republicans: “Build the wall!”
Democrats: “Let DREAMers in!”
Me: “I wonder if England will take us back.”

herodotus450
herodotus450

Dreamers are already in though ppl forget that

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Not for long.”

-I.C.E.

Redshirt

In my defense, I’m talking about the Democratic Party. If the Democratic Party was as smart and as competent as Democratic voters, Hillary would be into her 2nd term after Kerry’s two terms and Senate Majority Leader Obama would be preparing to replace her in ’20.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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GO EAGLES!!!

litre_cola

Austin Powers is on.This should kill some time.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Let’s celebrate ads that promote rampant consumerism.

*To be fair; I’d buy it for a dollar.

Redshirt

That’s okay, Moose. I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight. Or ever again.

Spur
Spur

The kitten halftime show is about to be on

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m watching porn too.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh you meant actual CATS.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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Spur
Spur

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
Spur

Does anyone have/had a Golf R or GTI? Did you enjoy the car?

WCS

Dan Snyder might franchise tag Cousins again.

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Yes, yes I do. That’s so deliciously Washington.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They want to try and get trade value, not sure if anybody will give that much u……. oh, Cleveland.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Holy shit, really? I thought of this possibility yesterday as a joke and it’s real?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t think anybody would trade with them, but you never know.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They don’t have to pay anything if the rescind it before the deadline; please have their email server go kablooie.

tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

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Trying this out, let me know if I made a mistake.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Holy shit, my computer is pulsing now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think the Eagles can do this.

Also waiting for

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Gratliff

So many hours to go

Spur
Spur

that white fluffy dog is clipping the bull terrier

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Eyes in front of shoulders!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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