Someone Had To Do It (Again)- A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview & Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary’s Minnesota upbringing, Bush’s Baked Beans, and the Arkansas Food Hall of Fame.

They are announcing the Football Hall of Fame Enshrinees tonight, so have at that in the comments. As a reminder, the nominees were:

  1. Tony Boselli,                      6. Joe Jacoby                        11. Kevin Mawae
  2. Isaac Bruce,                        7. Edgerrin James               12. Randy Moss
  3. Brian Dawkins,                  8. Ty Law                              13. Terrell Owens
  4. Alan Faneca,                       9. Ray Lewis                         14. Brian Urlacher
  5. Steve Hutchinson,            10. John Lynch                     15. Everson Walls

If Ray Lewis doesn’t get in, his reaction towards Peter King could go one of two ways,


Tonight’s sports: (of interest)

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Bruins – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
    • Avs at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
    • Blackhawks at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Lightning at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NBA:
    • Rockets at Cavaliers – 8:30PM | ABC
  • NCAA:
    • Michigan State at Indiana – 8:15PM | ESPN
    • BYU at Gonzaga – 10:00PM | ESPN2
  • UFC:
    • Machida vs. Anders: From Belem, Brazil – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN2

As you know, the Patriots & Tom Brady have a chance to win their sixth Super Bowl tomorrow. Let’s check in with North America for their reaction to this possibility:

Maestro

How the fuck did that get in there?

Well, there’s always one or two in a crowd.

Back to business. People, do you want the Patriots to win?

  

Well, that sums everything up nicely. Any dramatic final thoughts?

Go Eagles!

Beerguyrob
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam
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God bless the Deal sisters.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’d tongue kiss you if you were here right now.
Love those gals. And they’re still getting after it.

SonOfSpam
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No offense, but I’m glad I’m on the West Coast. Because I’m all out of lip gloss.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I didn’t say WHERE I’d kiss you.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Since we seem to be on a bass tangent lately, have some 80s bass you probably never noticed.

SonOfSpam
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That’s a damned Burt Bacharach song. And this is the best remake.

SonOfSpam
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Wait. That’s the other song by Naked Eyes. Always Something There to Remind Me.

Please disregard. I am drunk.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’m not drunk. Yet.
But I’m working on it.

Soooo…Baccarat you say? Sure, I’m in.

SonOfSpam
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I have nine. Should I hit?

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Hehehehehe. Natural(ly) you should (not).

Such a fucked up game, eh?

WCS
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No spoilers, but, Get Out is pretty fucked up.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Hippo done gon’ off the deep(er) end.

Unsurprised
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I wish this were true.

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ballsofsteelandfury
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Doggy Ladies win!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Best be using that spoiler label when GWS starts playing

Unsurprised
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SonOfSpam
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It may be late, but the groove is still in the heart.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I was just trying to decide if it’s too late (and/or too early) to start getting drunk.
I will follow my heart.

SonOfSpam
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Can’t go wrong if you follow your heart.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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SonOfSpam
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That fucking bass.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Unsurprised
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Good night.

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Unsurprised
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Does anyone else feel a draft?

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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Pfft. Nooooo.

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yeah right
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So Darkest hour was a very solid piece of film work and Gary Oldman as Winston Churchill deserves some hardware.
Not the best film in my opinion but a great performance.
Leaders in the clubhouse are still Shape of Water and 3 Billboards.
One man’s opinion.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Have you seen Lady Bird?

yeah right
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I haven’t. That’s one of the last two. I’m not enthusiastic about call me by your name but I was hoping to skip work early next week for Lady Bird.

yeah right
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I do have a seat for Phantom Thread on Monday but that’s not a hardship because I love Daniel Day Lewis and Paul Thomas Anderson.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

I loved it and I almost saw it a third time last week, but I wasn’t in the mood to cry. It’s excellent. I don’t really get worked up by movies, but it resonated quite closely to me.

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Damn. Bathurst is a harsh beast.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Yoooooooooooooooo

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

I love buns

Unsurprised
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Orelly?

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Senor Weaselo
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Smaller buns are high-ranking?

THIS IS VIOLENCE!

SonOfSpam
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Pac12 After Motherfucking Dark.

Great finish, certain commentist’s disdain aside.

blaxabbath
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Pac12 deserves 0 teams in the tournament.

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Conference of champions!

-Some stoner announcer

Wakezilla
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Dammit Markstrom. You couldn’t make one timely save.

Ice Bucs are going to take this one.

blaxabbath
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UA doing everything to lose this game.

Gratliff
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Kudos to the editor who didn’t think it was worth spelling out Long Island so it seems like the Falcons killed 600 people last year
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blaxabbath
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Maybe locals know what LI is?

Senor Weaselo
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I’d hope the people who read Newsday know it, but I like Gratliff’s idea better.
/We had Newsday for a while until it became an all-LI paper

Gratliff
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I mean, it’s like 2 inches from LII.

Wakezilla
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Oh, they knew what they were doing

Wakezilla
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Ice Bucs may blow the dreaded 3 goal lead to the Ice Liouns.

Brock fucking Boeser is a BEAST!!!!!

Gratliff
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I really appreciate how the rest of the metro division is letting the Flyers off the hook for moving into a playoff position and immediately dropping 4 straight. Thanks, Rags.

Wakezilla
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I don’t care how Ice Iggles do, as long as Giroux and Voracek get me points.

blaxabbath
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This is a terribly sloppy game. Looks like a March Madness post-upset game where you get like a 14/8 matchup.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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When you said “terribly sloppy game” I thought you were talking about twbs’ attempts to pick up women.

blaxabbath
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Thought you’d go with the Andy Reid direction there.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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