Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary’s Minnesota upbringing, Bush’s Baked Beans, and the Arkansas Food Hall of Fame.
They are announcing the Football Hall of Fame Enshrinees tonight, so have at that in the comments. As a reminder, the nominees were:
- Tony Boselli, 6. Joe Jacoby 11. Kevin Mawae
- Isaac Bruce, 7. Edgerrin James 12. Randy Moss
- Brian Dawkins, 8. Ty Law 13. Terrell Owens
- Alan Faneca, 9. Ray Lewis 14. Brian Urlacher
- Steve Hutchinson, 10. John Lynch 15. Everson Walls
If Ray Lewis doesn’t get in, his reaction towards Peter King could go one of two ways,
Tonight’s sports: (of interest)
- NHL:
- Leafs at Bruins – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
- Avs at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Blackhawks at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- Lightning at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
- NBA:
- Rockets at Cavaliers – 8:30PM | ABC
- NCAA:
- Michigan State at Indiana – 8:15PM | ESPN
- BYU at Gonzaga – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- UFC:
- Machida vs. Anders: From Belem, Brazil – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
As you know, the Patriots & Tom Brady have a chance to win their sixth Super Bowl tomorrow. Let’s check in with North America for their reaction to this possibility:
How the fuck did that get in there?
Well, there’s always one or two in a crowd.
Back to business. People, do you want the Patriots to win?
Well, that sums everything up nicely. Any dramatic final thoughts?
Go Eagles!
Go Meteor!
I was not prepared for Mark Davis on my television
Hrm. No easily accessible pics of Harlan Williams yelling “pumpkin pie hair cutted freak”, but apparently, every image of Mark Davis on the internet has it as a tag
I really wish Ginger Hammer had to deal with young Al Davis. That man was the master at pissing off the NFL power structure. Plus, he actually was good at his jobs of Owner and GM; looking at you Jerral.
Trump is all a-tweet this evening. Sounds scared, too.
He ought be,
Dawk doin’ it for the puppies
Dawk doin’ it for the kids
He hit AP so hard, his kid’s scrotum felt that one.
/no switch required
Hey ohhhh!!!!
Them using the Vikings’ purple on nameplates of every player they interview is very confusing
That’s a $50,000 fine and three-game suspension.
I know Joe Theismann said it was an awful, dirty play during the broadcast, but I’m gonna have to error on the side of awesome.
Joe Theismann golfs with Trump. ’nuff said.
That too.
Joe Theismann is also a dickhead who went to Notre Dame and changed his name pronunciation to “Thiseman” from “Theesman” for Heisman hype.
– Jim Plunkett
(almost rhymes with Fuck it)
((true story, bro))
Ice Broncos just missed a 2 on 0 breakaway. They didn’t even hit the net.
This disappearing Mila Kunis commercial is basically every morning for me right as I wake up
So it appears that Patrick Ewing is to college coaching what Sidney Lowe was to college coaching.
Google it if you have to. It ain’t good. LOL.
… I know who Sidney Carton is, does that count?
LOL…it’s actually a very close approximation ‘cept for the not being a black former star athlete alumnus.
Nawt Raycess.
Just saw this in my GIS and took a trip down memory lane to where the hate first began
Traffic doesn’t look too bad at the I-95/295/395 split.
How long is that tunnel, you’d think that devil would have a stiff neck from having to keep his head lowered.
I’m going to be watching the game tomorrow with less offensive Pats fans.
That should be enough for me to root for the Iggles.
FEED ME
I thought we weren’t supposed to post hardcore porn.
Brady got MVP over Gurley. Fuck everything.
Shoot me full of PEDs for a decade while everyone gets stuck on the IR and I’ll be an MVP too.
As long as you don’t eat tomatoes or strawberries.
Considering our love of the military-industrial complex, I never thought I’d see the day that a tank would be a traitor to the USA.
Everything is fine.
“I never thought I’d see the day when an entire half of the country would be a traitor to the USA, but here we are.”
-Me, time travelled to 1861
Promotional consideration provided by Intergalactic Mumus.
State universities in Oklahoma still can suck my balls.
Hippo’s too I’m presuming.
At Arizona State, it’s actually a major.
Don’t be such a clown.
It’s just a certificate.
Don’t get mad at me. You should’ve put in four years instead of two.
True story bro…my stepson has an ASU degree.
Truer story bro….he ain’t real smrt and even less dedicated to studies.
I love the kid….but yeah.
You can get it at the Wendy’s campus; right in back.
Just like that, WVU is a half-game out of first in the Big 12(ish).
This is all I’m doing until kickoff
I hope at least one of you Gamblors made $$ on the Bruins’ win. And the Trojans’ loss. Which were the same game.
I looked at that one in Bruins’ favor, but stayed away.
At this point, I need Auburn to save me from and o’fer day.
I’m bad at betting.
No such thing as “bad at betting”
It’s just “not as good as you will be later”
Meh…I’m just a cockbite having fun.
But yes, I am not good at betting.
BRIAN DAWKINS IN THE HALL! YEAH, BOY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe5B8W8ZyR4
So they swap him for Favre tomorrow right? RIGHT?
“Watch that boy shit, redneck.”
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er_yEIE2I2o
Dang, the G’Town ML I didn’t pull the trigger on is looking like it could have covered my other stupidity today and then some.
Damn you Patrick Ewing!!!!!!
Oooops, maybe not.
G’Town…still stupid…check.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZBT4Rdly4
I’ve seriously tried googling this and have had no luck. Why has no reporter asked SHS exactly how Carter Page and George Papadopolis managed to reach such high positions in the transition team for a man who only elevates those who are most closest to him to positions of power? I mean, this isn’t one of those, “It’s a huge machine and how could the guy at the top have known these two all-star foreign policy experts, who everyone admitted were top-notch selections, had well-hidden skeletons in their closets?”
Fuck that — you know what, just tell me three things Papodoplis did for the transition. Just three. What did he work on? What were his strengths? What did he take the lead on and why?
Prolly cuz the reporters are too distracted by her beauty.
I’m up in Sonoma right now, just went to a tasty wine pairing meal and checked into my hotel. It’s 80 and perfect out, and I got a balcony looking over a marina. Hiking tomorrow, gotta decide hills or coast? Then gotta get home to watch the Modified Ludovico that is the SB, cause it starts at 3 or some shit here.
Coast, hills will be too damn hot. Then get a nice box of Franzia (since you’re in wine country and that’s the best local stuff) and enjoy the Eagles win.
Good call, there’s some beach state park thing that’s supposed to be nice, I’ll check that out
My sister-in-law works at Gundlach-Bundasomething. Give them a try.
There’s like 200 wineries around here, so that’s useful for narrowing down my ‘what next?’ List
How many Gundlach-Bundasomethings could there be?
I made a mix tape for the P*ts.
Big game tonight on ESPNU at 9 DFO Time. Anteaters vs Titans in the Battle of Orange County.
FEEL THE ENNUI.
SHIT, shoulda bet this one.
Still time, you can get the ‘Eaters +1 and pay off your mortgage.
I drove through Orange County today. Within 5 miles of you, I think. The tension was palpable on the freeway.
I thought it was a little hornier than usual around here.
How many times were you stopped?
Luckily, Highway Patrol was getting donuts. Freeway was nicely clear.
Praise Allah.
Aloha Snackbar!
So Dawk gets in to the hall. Does anyone else think that he would give a better pre game speech to the Iggles than fucking Brett Favre?
It would at least be in English.
Oh, Lord, Stabby’s speech is going to be an hour of complete non-sequiturs.
Plus Jesus. And spittle.
Will he do that stupid fucking dance as he comes up to the podium?
Dammit, he will. Where’s Gunter Parche when you need him?
Hey pal! Fake countryboy platitudes are mostly English.
Well; they should sacrifice Farve to the football gods by placing his still beating heart at the 50 yard line.
*May be a bit over the top.
No, that’s tough but fair.
Ima let you finish, nfl, but Map(plethorp)e Leafs-Bruins is the ultimate meteor candidate game of all time.
I don’t know if we got any brothas here but, fair warning, it’s very plausible that the GOP will defend Trump understanding Black History Month as “Make Blacks History” Month.
Specifically, they’re going to shrug their shoulders as he tries to cleanse the US of black people.
I just have this
I bought “The Chronic” on cassette and played it nonstop in the early 90s, so I’m an honorary black guy. They let me call ’em that word and stuff.
He said at a pro forcingyourchoicesonwomen rally that women shouldn’t be having babies at nine months.
https://mashable.com/2018/01/19/trump-march-for-life-childbirth/#UHSJilDcWSqu
Hooray for me!
/Month premature
“Nice hors d’oeuvre.”
— Andy Reid
@Hippo…not gon’ lie. Very tempted to put a hundo down on Heels -23.5.
23.5 is too high for me to have any comfort, plus those fuckers fuck me whenever I bet them, either way
True enough. Also the whole feeling dirty factor.
Hey look, Okie gon’ fuck me (again). Fuck you Shaka (not so) Smart.
Breaking: 2018 class – Lewis, Moss, Owens, Urlacher, Dawkins, Brazile, Kramer & Beathard.
Urlacher can go fuck hisself. That is all.
“Just tell me, where’s the nearest dumpster?”
To be fair I’d do her at Wendy’s…….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVzPNZeCAmk
I dont know what that cow did to earn an Iron Cross, and I don’t want to know frankly.
This very well could be the post of the year for me. I hope you are all well commentists. Went to the local growler bar and lo and behold we have some Oregon offerings up here in Canadia.
Nice to see you too Moose.
May your fire sacrifice not go unheeded.
That establishment’s name is?
Well, I bought a wit from Rogue. I bought a cider from I can’t remember where and I bought a Smoked Porter from Yellow dog in Port Moody in your neck of the Woods. Those and wine should do me for tomorrow.
At least it’ll cover the 8.5 hours of pregame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWDjLrIDLx4
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses!
This is much better than the PBnJ song I heard on the radio yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rIguM71LQI
Almighty, GAMBLOR, I beseech thee…
$250 on Indiana to cover (+8 at home vs. Rapey Sparty)
$100 on Vandy to cover (+11.5 at Auburn)
$82 on Stormin’ Mormons ML (+600) at Gonzaga
$150 on Iowa State ML (+335) at BayBay
$250 on Washington ML (+250) home vs. Arizona
$150 tomorrow on the Superb Owl I sha’nt watch ($150 on P*ts -5, may I lose that one with extreme prejudice).
/also, fuck you, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM smgdh
I’m now regretting not laying the $100 on G’Town ML +800.
As you said earlier…the bets you consider but pass on…yada yada yada.
And sorry, but Vandy won’t cover.
And I warned you off of Iowa State but you just don’t listen.
11.5 is too much in any SEC fixture that ain’t a UK home tilt.
You warned me off Iowa State, and my sub games fucked me. I rolled the money I made on Clemson -2 onto BYU, at least (of course, I bet the least there because God hates me).
Auburn gon’ bitchslap the Commodores methinks.
I did put down $100 on Okie ML +135 in spite of our recent “disagreements” with their state universities however. Looking good so far.
I bet Auburn -11 also, so you are now enemy mine.
I done thought on that one, almost betted the spread, went Vandy instead.
Have you seen Vandy play?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=zwAafG2BEnw
Sooooo…
All of the blues lost today (KU, UK, Duke…..) other than U*NC. Which has a match against Pitt this evening.
Please Pitt, don’t let me down.
/Knows Pitt will let me down.
it can be two things!!
Ron Howard voice: “Do I even need to say it?”
There’s only three of them!
They had to crucify somebody.
Nice.
And I wouldn’t trust any of the three to handle my Dingle.
You are not including Danny’s boner; named “Ted.”
I’d give her two minutes of hate I tell you hwhat.
Damn right.
Scars are sexy. ‘Specially when mixed with smart n funny.