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Your “[DFO] Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to Night Two of the festival of loathing we like to call “[DFO] Hate Week”. Oh, I’m sorry. That’s clearly not enough hate.…
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Your “Talk Amongst Yourselves” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Lots of little things before minicamps start The NFL straight-up admitted it put the Bucs-Patriots game in Week 4 to give it…
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Your “Same Crap; Different Diaper” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: The Tom Brady rumour bullshit has now hit Favre-ian levels: Joe Burrow: ‘Please don’t compare me’ to Tom Brady. Multiple sources –…
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Your Saturday Evening, One Week Until Hall Of Fame Inductions Open Thread
The Gatekeeper of Canton Welcome, my pretties, to the last weekend before the glorious return of NFL football*. It is a time of wonder…
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Someone Had To Do It (Again)- A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview & Open Thread
Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary’s Minnesota upbringing, Bush’s Baked Beans, and…
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Your “Stalin Admires the Union Control Roger Goodell Has” May Day Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Jaguras have picked up Blake Bortles’ fifth-year option, likely looking ahead to next year’s draft. The League has decided not to…
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Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night’s fiasco. All they’ve got is a short piece on…
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Your “28 Days = 4 Weeks = 1 Lunar Cycle” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: (& Crimebeat! primer) former Viking & Seahawk Tavaris Jackson has been charged with aggravated assault & uttering threats, which will no doubt…
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Knee Injuries Part 2: The Doctor and The Wait
When we last left off I was a few days away from visiting the new orthopedic surgeon and had really just gotten started in “The…
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Your Back To Work Tuesday Open Thread
First of all, don’t give me any of that garbage. Teachers work hard, and we deserve a Spring Break just as much as the…