Your “It’s Just A Fantasy” SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Because Scotchnaut  got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt, you’re stuck with me tonight.

If you didn’t do the required reading earlier today, you won’t get those references.  And thus you should feel as much shame as him.  Even more, actually.  At least he was trying.

Though he didn’t buy me a puppy so I’m kinda still not happy with him.

My Fantasy Football Season Is Over

And good riddance.

At the time of this writing, I’m not technically eliminated from the playoffs.  But it would take a minor …  errrrrr yuuuuuuge miracle for me to recover today.  Thus, unlike a certain Alabamian sex offender we all know and love, I’ve already extended my concession to BeastmodeAteMyBaby.  Dude kicked my ass but good to finish off my unremarkable late season slide.

Karma’s a bitch.

I’ll remember that the next time I think about giving someone shit, even as good-natured/humorous as it was intended.  Sincere apologies to Covalent Blonde  on that one, and congrats to her for then also  kicking my ass and starting my late season slide into oblivion/also-ran status.

King Hippo  also kicked my ass during that slide, but I expected that one.  And he can just suck it anyway.

No, seriously Vlad.  Dude’s enjoying my first round bye and  winning dough like he gotz a horseshoe up he arse.

(though at the moment, my Yinzer moneyline bet is still looking OK)

((never mind…P*ts FG ties it up…. Jerks))

On the bright side, at least I don’t have to root for Tawmmy to get me the FF win today.  And that’s priceless.

Break a leg, Tawmmy….literally.

So Who We Got Tonight?

Oh.  Crap.  Really?

Dallas @ Oakland (+3.0, o/u 46.0)

The Fighten’ JJ’s are still without Zeke for one more week (hey that rhymed).  Yet they’ve found a way to limp to a coupla wins lately and keep hope alive.  Dak Dak Dak seems to not be ded anymore…20/32, 332 yds, 3 TD, 0 int last week.  Then again it was vs the Gigantes.  But if they can find a way to get out of the bay area with a win tonight, anything is possible once Zeke hits the field next week.

The Fighten’ Al Davises (Davis’ ?, Davis’s ?) on the other hand, have hit upon hard times and have little reason to expect that to change.  Amari Cooper is out for tonight, which is probably being seen as good news for Crabtree and Cook owners.  But it probably shouldn’t be.  Marshawn Lynch is due to disappear again, and neither Richard nor Washington have shown the ability to carry enough of the load when he does.  Trust me, I’ve owned all three of them this year.  Much to my chagrin.

If the Raiders protect home field and win tonight….?  It probably won’t matter, considering they have to travel to Philly and NawtSD to close things out.

If the ‘Boys get the road win tonight….?  It could springboard them into the postseason.  Because beginning next week, they’ll be a different team with Zeke in tow when they host Seattle and then close out in Philly.

Sooooo….who wants it less?

Prediction:  Cowboys 27, Raiders 17

And no, I’m not betting on this game.  No way in hell.

Checking In On My Last Bet Of The Day

Oooooh, TD Yinzburgh!!!!

Dammit, Antonio Brown out for the rest of the game….of course, this  week.

smgdh

Oh well….

OK then, go talk about it in the comments as usual.

You can even feel free to make fun of me.  It seems a popular thing to do around here lately.  And it makes me feel very loved.

Last Minute Addendum Befoar Scheduled Publishing Time

As always, fuck the P*ts and fuck Tawmmy.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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/Sighs

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s amore!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun

I would assume someone has already said this, but I’m not going to wade through… 1500 comments, gotdamn that’s good husyle. I guess I have my Monday work reading ready.

Anyhoo, when/if “Mister” addresses these allegations that are the least shocking thing I’ve heard, how long till he blames it on brain damage from football?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Click for gif. I could post that, but eh.

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Senor Weaselo

Goddamn. Did I have a fucking adventure today. Some highlights!

1. A nun asked my violist friend and me if we were seminary students, and whether we were living at home or at parish. (We were wearing black and our instruments were down.)
II. Listened to a steel drum rendition of Jingle Bells.
C.. Listened a version of Twelve Days of Christmas that needs to go viral. Because the youths (I would say around confirmation age, this was a church concert) acted out all twelve presents and we were laughing our asses off.
iv. Hectically playing songs with choir/singers because they know it mostly by ear and by words. So if our edition has a difference or they don’t hold for a certain length we have to get back with them because they won’t with us.
Five. Saw a Chinese fire drill right in front of me.
^. Had a hubcap (not mine) roll by me on the Jackie Robinson.
Sieben. Apparently while I was doing all this ridiculous stuff… my undershirt was on inside-out.

Anything good happen while I was out?

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Unsurprised

I hate you.

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Today’s games:

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Wakezilla

What’s the girl’s name?

Senor Weaselo

Sister Mary Elephant, of course.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

So weird to be in a place where people are sad that the mayor died. EAT SHIT RAHM! AND GOODNIGHT!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Ice Liouns got blown out–and their prized possession, Brock Boeser looks like he’ll be on the IR– and C-Hox got blown out.

Champagne Rick might be on suicide watch

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Probably depends on how his own five hole is doing

Doktor Zymm

Steph Curry might buy the Panthers?! BWAHAHA

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Btw, Yahoo thinks I have a 2% chance to make up 20+ points tomorrow night to win.

I have no players remaining. My opponent has Julio Jones.

Yahoo thinks there’s a 2% chance Julio scores negative 20.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, this is standard yahoo math. They using some heavy fucking tailed distributions.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Chris Henry didn’t even score negative 20 dismounting off that truck

Senor Weaselo

-10 for the jump and -10 for the landing.

King Hippo

I mean, I noted there is NO WAY it will take away 99/1%…but 2?

Wakezilla

Yahoo projected I’d finish 700 points behind the winner in my hockey pool. I’m currently in first place and historically, nobody in our pool has finished more than 200 points behind first place.

What Yahoo doesn’t know could fill up a warehouse.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gonna be real awkward at the PF Chang’s tomorrow….

Spur
Spur

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Transamerica doesn’t deserve a goddamn tower. The most high tech way I can roll over my 401k is fax.

Wakezilla

“Redacted America”

Fixed that for you

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

They just discontinued carrier pigeon service last quarter.

Wakezilla

Question: Was Masa Richardson supportive of Goodell or of Jerral?

Doktor Zymm

Imma back to sleep, it’s only 9 pm? wtf?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

May as well get in 8 good hours, and even accounting for restlessness you can be up at 6 to be a hyper-productive go-getter.

Doktor Zymm

6 is the sleeping in I get to do MWF

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Then definitely go for 8 now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Good start.

Doktor Zymm

EHY, ANYONE WANT SOME SHARES OF PIECE OF PAPER IPO?

Spur
Spur

Cowboys still alive. Seattle loses. GB loses, fuck you Rodgers. Eagles look suspect. and the Steelers and Pats slap each other.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Is that a war going on outside the window?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I WILL NEVER STOP MASTURBATING!

Spur
Spur

I WILL NEVER STOP MASTURBATING! #Iloveme

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

#Ihatemyselfmorethananyone

King Hippo

this guy gets it!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m not getting shit. That’s a partial cause and effect of me hating myself.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Jesus Fucking Christ.

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Spur
Spur

and you question why I went back to church.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Not at all.

Spur
Spur

look at that shit eating grin on the refs face!

Doktor Zymm

At least I didn’t pay huge amounts of money to go to this game

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Go to a night baseball game in Oakland in July. You’ll need a wool cap and gloves.

Doktor Zymm

It’ll be under freezing then?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Doesn’t need to be.

Doktor Zymm

I don’t think you understand what hats and gloves are for. I’ve been to about a half dozen Bears games in less. It doesn’t get cold here. I’m not going to bundle up for some weird-ass west coast version of cold.

Spur
Spur

Revenge of the Zeke.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m going to try to see if I can find any joy in the enraged reactions of my fellow fans.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
Spur

am buzzed with joy. holy shit what a game. the Cowboys have been in the “playoffs” for 2 games now, Fight on!

Gratliff

Dallas all the way up to an 8% chance to get in. Go Falcons.

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