Because Scotchnaut got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt, you're stuck with me tonight.
If you didn't do the required reading earlier today, you won't get those references. And thus you should feel as much shame
Everything's coming up Cowboys today:
A TRO granted by a NY court will allow Ezekiel Elliott to play Sunday versus the Niners.
Dallas will host the 2018 NFL Draft.
Good news: Teddy Bridgewater is back on the Vikings practice field.
Bad news: [Redacteds] DE Jonathan Allen done
Anthemgate update: (Anthemgazi? 9-11them?)
Roger Goodell told latte foam inhaler Peter King he is "proud" of the League's response to Donald Trump's "divisive words".
“Aren’t you bothered that the president might be on a crusade against your league?” I asked.“No,” Goodell said. “We live in an imperfect society.
The Rams defence has suffered another fatal blow for this season: Dominique Easley has torn an ACL & is out for all of 2017.
It's his third; he had two in college.
In his four-year career, 2016 was the only year he didn't finish the season on
Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but for the vast majority of us, your alarm started screeching at you like the forced laughs of a thousand arthouse movie patrons while it was still dark
Assorted NFL Bits & Bites:
Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets' preseason games.
Pfft - wake me when he starts missing regular season games and I have to adjust my lineup.
Darrelle Revis is open to moving to safety from corner if either injury
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Myles Jack has been moved up to first team reps at Jags camp.
Leon Hall is getting interest from the Bengals and Giants, both of whom need additional help on the corner.
Donovan McNabb would like you to know he