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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dak Prescott has one-upped the Cowboys & signed his franchise tender. Now he’s winning the PR battle, because he’s not holding out…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: I’m just going to use the whole sentence: “Multiple Houston Texans and Dallas Cowboys football players, including Pro Bowl running back Ezekiel…
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Jason Garrett Evaluates his Roster
Interior: Dallas Cowboys practice facility, Frisco Texas. Jason Garrett: “Hey Scott.” Scott Linehan: “Jason.” JG: “Gonna be a tough schedule from here on out.”…
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[DFOnline] Red to the Dead to the Redemption 2
It has been some time since we’ve had a [DFOnline] post ’round these parts. Back in March, I was originally going to showcase a…
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Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.
It’s hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated…
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Your “It’s Just A Fantasy” SNF Open Thread
Because Scotchnaut got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt,…
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Your “Is This How I Got Carpal Tunnel?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everything’s coming up Cowboys today: A TRO granted by a NY court will allow Ezekiel Elliott to play Sunday versus the Niners.…
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Your “Wait – Is The ‘Victory Formation’ Now An Anti-American Protest?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Anthemgate update: (Anthemgazi? 9-11them?) Roger Goodell told latte foam inhaler Peter King he is “proud” of the League’s response to Donald Trump’s…
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Your “24 Hours to the Most Anticipated Exhibition Game Of The Year!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Injuries: The Rams defence has suffered another fatal blow for this season: Dominique Easley has torn an ACL & is out for…
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Your “Back to reality, but at least it’s” Wednesday Open Thread
Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but…