Your “Back to reality, but at least it’s” Wednesday Open Thread

Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but for the vast majority of us, your alarm started screeching at you like the forced laughs of a thousand arthouse movie patrons while it was still dark outside, just like mine.

I spent America’s Birthday as traditionally as I know how: giving my patronage to three different breweries, barbecuing marinated chicken and corn on the cob, downing far too much food, enjoying the rare Padres win followed by patriotic episodes of Sunny and viewing fireworks mere steps from my ziggurat with a beer in hand. It makes you think that life could be that great more often if not for the massive amounts of time dedicated to this whole “work” thing. Of course, it marks the anniversary of one of my favorite occasions (telling the Redcoats to go suck it) and not every day can be so special, but since my company decided to eliminate floating holidays this year, this is all I’ve got until Labor Day, and that’s not soon enough for anyone to get excited about quite yet.

I guess what I’m saying is I hope you all had as awesome of a 4th as I did, didn’t suffer any JPP-related injuries and that we should all tell the Lobsterbacks to go home more often.

Artist’s conception of Low Commander’s non-Photoshop artistic skills

NFL News:

The face of courage
  • Cowboys third-year linebacker and noted paintball enthusiast Damien Wilson was arrested last night on 2 counts of “aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.”
    • The altercation took place at the annual Frisco Freedom Fest, which appears to be exactly what you would expect from an alcohol-free, family-oriented event.
    • Wilson (allegedly) intentionally backed his truck into a woman in the parking lot, and then pointed a rifle at a man on the scene
    • The NFL is aware of the incident and is “looking into the matter to understand the facts,” which is Goodell-speak for “making sure there is no video evidence before issuing a two game suspension.”
    • This is all too bad for Cowboys, as they were enjoying a mostly quiet offseason, otherwise popping up in articles arguing that Cole Beasley’s gritty $3.4 million a year salary makes him the most underpaid player on their team, compared to DAK(!)’s $0.455 million.
      • To be fair, the same “Analyst” also claims that Tom Brady is the most underpaid player on the Patriots, despite making the most by a wide margin, so there’s also that.
  • It’s an otherwise slow news day, as the only other NFL related non-speculatory puff-piece or listicle to come out would be the 2017 Hall of Fame class has announced their award presenters. Of note:
    • JERRAL will have his wife, Gene Jones, present him with his award.
      • Susan Skaggs, however, will accept his “award” on the return flight to Dallas.
    • Jason Taylor will amusingly receive his award from former coach Jimmy Johnson, who is still looking for his own bust in Canton.
    • Surprisingly, LaDanian Tomlinson will not receive his award from a check-wielding Spanos, but rather from former fullback and San Diego Chargers fan favorite, Lorenzo Neal.
      • If Lo Neal lays down a full speed power-block on Goodell as LT approaches the podium, BOLTMAN may reconsider his planned summoning of a flock of Night-gaunts during the ceremony.

(Quick) MLB News:

  • Earlier this week, Umpire Angel Hernandez filed a lawsuit against the League citing racial discrimination being the reason he has not been promoted to crew chief or worked more than 2 World Series in his long standing tenure.
    • The Cuban-born Hernandez may be on to something, as since 2000, all 23 of the umpires that have been promoted to a crew chief position have been White. The League also reflects a lack of minorities in positions of power throughout their front offices and even coaching (3 of the 30 Head Coaches are non-Whites).
    • Of course, the lack of a promotion could also be due to the fact that Hernandez is widely regarded as one of the worst umpires in the League.
      • So Angel, you may be right, but still, go fuck yourself.

What’s on Tonight?

  • MLB
    • NY Mets @ WDC Harpers – 7:05 pm ET – ESPN
    • Zonie D-bags @ LA Doyers – 10:10 pm ET – MLBN
  • TV
    • Snowfall premiere – 10:00 pm ET – FX

I hope you are all sufficiently hydrated by now and ready to take on the evening. Just remember, there’s only two more days before Friday night. We can do it – not because we want to, but because we have to!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers is a native North County San Diegan with an affinity for the Padres, beer, whiskey, punk rock, video games and the end of days. If you eat a fish taco with a fork in his presence, you may lose your hand.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So I have 2 choices on my broken ice maker problem. Spend the hour taking it apart for what is basically a loose ice tray and putting it back together. Somehow getting yelled at for fixing it. Or just letting my dad do it when he wakes up so he can feel like the Alpha male.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I did mention before it is the worst designed ice maker ever

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

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Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

I like the sleeping in, but these evening work hours are beginning to suck in that certain special way.

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litre_cola

Evening commentists.

theeWeeBabySeamus

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!

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Brick Meathook

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Why did I spend that long looking for the uncensored version?

^Rhetorical.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Coulda been worse….Coulda been Laura.

theeWeeBabySeamus

(psssst…the driver is Kyle Busch….coulda been Laura Bush…fuck it, never mind)

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, no, it works well, since you made me look up who the driver was.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Was more about Laura’s driving history.
I give up.
LOL

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, the more esoteric connections the better. I went to the one that while drunk took off her panties on the public beach, so I lost my way.
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Horatio Cornblower

Not only did that cyclist deliberately line that guy up but his teammate right behind him also has his shoulder locked and loaded to deliver a shot.

And I don’t blame him one bit because those crowds are insane.

Unsurprised

Sports and entertainment would be great if not for the fans.

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Senor Weaselo

Wait, there are rules against the Tour de France Death Race? Well fuck that then.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Absolutely; fans cause crashes all the time. Rally Sport; the fans die.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, Colorado is great and everything, but this whole “we don’t need air conditioning” thing is fucking bullshit when it’s 96 degrees outside.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We now go live to BFC having his sixth beer of the night

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

See? You are adapting!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Darwinism According to BFC?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Counterpoint: Legal weed AND air conditioners for sale.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pussy.

*Turned on my AC today.

Unsurprised

No swamp cooler at Casa de BFC?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tis an apartment for now. So sweaty.

Unsurprised

Eww. I’m sorry.

litre_cola

Same gete in Alberta. Going to get hotter too. But dont worry global warming is not a thing, nor is climate change.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bullshit?!?! Don’t talk about David Cameron like that!

Unsurprised

Yeah, but everyone knows it was really aliens that sunk the Titanic.

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Unsurprised

Ow

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“Ow”

.

“Ow”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am not going back to look for the comment this is supposed to be linked with. The show I was talking about before is Dark Matter. It isn’t great but I enjoy it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You have the recipe for concentrated dark matter?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Do you want me to tell you it so you disappear from apperence?

Senor Weaselo

It’s actually coded into the lyrics for Baker Street, ppl forget that.

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

I’m gonna be controversial here and say she has a nice body.

Unsurprised

You might be onto something.

Shogun Marcus

I’d disappoint her so hard.

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She’d have to surprise me somehow, otherwise I’d finish before anything started. Then; time for pizza and TV (afterglow)

Unsurprised

Ah, the warm glowing warming glow of TV.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s got a good beat and I can dance to it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is it dancing when you are just using three or four fingers?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll have you know I’ve got the whole fist in there, Pal.
I’ve said too much.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mooooooooooon-Riiiiiverrrrrrrrr…….

Unsurprised

Quitcher bellyachin’, Buck Rogers. It’s just a diver’s watch!

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Oh, yeah, maybe towards the end…..

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Hey, if you don’t want it to stick out the end, that is fine with me. The result is much more important than the preferred road to fruition.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I take so much shit, and just ignore it. But my dad blames me for his terribly designed ice maker breaking all the time. Yes. I am the one using it but no fridge he has ever had before can’t do the basic task of making ice.

Unsurprised

It’s never the big things that set off the murder sprees.

King Hippo

GO WITH THE ICE PICK FOR MAXIMUM IRONY

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That’s good.
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Horatio Cornblower

Tara Reid’s finest acting.

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*only

Unsurprised

It sounds like the Timbers just scored against the Chicago Fire.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Horatio Cornblower

Watching the Tour de France. Always fun to watch with amazement as these guys accelerate up 20 degree slopes, and equally fun to realize that they’re able to do it because they’re more doped up than Lindsay Lohan at a Charlie Sheen pool party.

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They did it before the intervention of doping.

King Hippo

probably just hopped off and walked it up the hill, like any sane person wud

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Um sure…. whatever makes you feel good about your mad skillz.

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Horatio Cornblower

Not since ’67, and probably before that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Tom_Simpson

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Yeah, the other pro sports didn’t get steroids going full blown until a few years after that.

Amphetamine use in most pro sports dates back to the 1930s.

It is interesting when people single out cycling out of other sports as “dirty.”

Horatio Cornblower

Cycling just seems like it’s on an entirely different level when it comes to doping. Hell the new thing is little tiny electric motors in the bikes and they’re using heat sensors to catch those.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, sure; they have been caught more and more recently. I would say the ‘roids in MLB and NFL (college and HS) during the 70s, 80s, 90s, and what ever shit went down in boxing since it’s inception. It is just the most recent publicized scandals make the perception. Any sport where big money is involved the incentives and technology is there and waiting. Enforcement by the governing bodies will catch up then the invocators will surpass the means of detection. Even when money is not that heavily involved; the Olympics has been about as dirty as you can get over various periods of time.

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tl;dr: $$$ or national bragging rights.

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King Hippo

probably was pretty awkward, ol’ horse mouth Sheryl tryin’ to juggle around that one little ol’ ball without making him feel funny about it, ya know?

/wonder if this will be addressed in teh film

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

Here’s the Angel Hernandez HR into a 2B call. This is why you’re not a crew chief and don’t get WS games dipshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npksWFX3Vnw

Honestly he should have been arrested after this.

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King Hippo

res ipsa FOAR the MLB defense…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I’ll be back in 84 minutes. Forgot I missed a show for 2 weeks

Horatio Cornblower

Way to live up to your HRTN character.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is on on Friday’s and the show creator is a giant dick. Not like Dan Harmon being too drunk all the time but an asshole that will call all his fans useless, then complain the press reports what he says, then say his fans are making it up.

Horatio Cornblower

What’s the show? I’m way behind on my TV.

Unsurprised

Dude. I assumed that was a drunken description of HRTN.

Horatio Cornblower

Dammit, you may well be right.

Unsurprised

Except for the “press” part.

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Horatio Cornblower

Angel Hernandez once watched a video replay of a ball that was clearly a home-run and then came back on the field and called it a 2B. Supposedly he hated the idea of replay and therefore refused to reverse an obviously wrong call. I don’t know if the second part is true but the first part is; someone not as lazy as me can look it up.

All MLB has to do to win get his suit dismissed is to show that replay, (and a host of others that show what an absolute bad-at-his-job, piece-of-shit Angel Hernandez is), to the Court. The case will never even get to a jury.

Honestly if I owned the team that got screwed on the non-HR call I’d have had security throw Hernandez out of the stadium and barred him from ever coming in again on the grounds that he was either corrupt or blind as a goddamn bat.

In conclusion ladies and gentleman, fuck Angel Hernandez, fuck his case, and my client and I thank you for your time and attention.

King Hippo

takes every liberal bone in my body not to go on a union rant about his having a fucking job at all

theeWeeBabySeamus

liberal bone in my body

Something Something Monica Lewinski 20 yrs ago Something Something

King Hippo

“MOAR LIEK sellout neoliberal bone!!!1111”

– chorus of probably secretly Russian Bernie Bros

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Unsurprised

Soviet ass for contrast:

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King Hippo

DA!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

That ass translates well in any language.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thought you’d like the Eliza Dushku-ass, I was wrong.

Horatio Cornblower

2/10 something something I’m lying to myself and everyone else.

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Try this; 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG!

[Because she is unavailable for me to bang anyway]

I can work with that.

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Unsurprised

It’s funny because he apparently has the shots of him in his movies framed so that he can “act” while sitting down, even some action scenes. What a fucking douche.

WCS

A question I submitted to Drew’s Mailbag a couple weeks ago made it onto last week’s podcast.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I lost track of Drew, where is he now?

Unsurprised

West coast book tour. The Hike came out in paperback yesterday.

Is he coming back here? FUUUUUCK NOOOO

King Hippo

great, there goes MOAR fucking book $$ to Amazon ,, smh

King Hippo

I already paid, who am I to begrudge Drew the 5 or 6 cents a copy Amazon prolly lets him keep??

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Unsurprised

Twitter is making Snap Goggles now?

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Horatio Cornblower

There’s a story there.

King Hippo

and I would listen to it. WIth rapt attention.

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OK, so you’re standing there in line; do you act like you are checking your phone and snap it or do you go “Shit; I need to frame up this one.” and be obvious?

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*in there

**up in there

*** deep up in there

Maybe I shouldn’t go to stores.

Shogun Marcus

I’d make an awful sex assault/new recruit joke (cuz it’s on a military base), but I won’t.

King Hippo

obvs not Navy, since she’s a girl

Shogun Marcus

Her tail…got hooked.

WHO’S STILL GOT TAILHOOK JOKES? THIS GUY! WHO GETS THEM? …no seriously, anyone still get it? No?

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Without tailhook jokes comedy would have missed the boat.

*that was fucking terrible.

Horatio Cornblower

Way to crash and burn there Moose.

Oh god I’m so sorry.

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OOOF, you may have me beat, damn it.

MAYBE I SHOULD WAVE IT OFF.

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I’LL TRY ANOTHER APPROACH.

Unsurprised

I just remember the SImpsons joke from WHO SHOT MR. BURNS PT. 2, when Smithers quotes some Comedy Central show that he, “felt lower than Madonna when she heard she missed Tailhook.”

Unsurprised

It is?

Shogun Marcus

Going by the signage with all the different services and color scheme, I’m 95% it’s a PX.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This wouldn’t have happened if she’d gone to the GOOD Goodwill over on the other side of town.

King Hippo

Birds back to within 8-4!

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King Hippo

they know wazzup

Unsurprised

/Sighs

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Unsurprised

“I even hate Derek Jeter,” like that’s something unique. Anyway, the 30 For 30 podcast this week is “Yankees Suck,” about a bunch of mouthbreathing SAWKS fans who got rich selling t-shirts.

That reminds me that I got a t-shirt for my friend when I was in Baltimore that says Certified Yankee Hater so he could wear it around Alabama.

herodotus450

30 for 30 has a podcast now? Fuckin hell, aren’t they at 30 yet?

Unsurprised

https://30for30podcasts.com/#episodes

Last week’s was about the Dan vs. Dave Reebok campaign in 1992 and what actually happened to those guys.

King Hippo

ded? I’m hoping fer ded.

nomonkeyfun

A guy isn’t truly your friend until he’s tried to get you killed.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You are missing the bigger issue. Why would someone go to Alabama by choice?

Unsurprised

I was drunk.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I don’t think anyone is ever “I got so drunk I ended up in Alabama” drunk. Unless you transformed into a hot white racist girl who pretends to love football. If that did happen call me.

Unsurprised

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

King Hippo

ROLL DAMN TIDE!!1111

Unsurprised

He went to Auburn, so WAR DAMN EAGLE!

Horatio Cornblower

I was at Fenway in ’98 when the Yankees clinched. I wore my Yankees hat and sat with a good friend whose now-expensive-as-fuck partial season ticket package behind 3B allows him 2, count ’em two, shitty bleacher seats for play-off games. He was soon to regret this.

Jeter gets up, I think it was the 1st inning, and naturally get serenaded with a chant of “NoMah’s bettah” from the idiots in the crowd, i.e. all of ’em.

Jeter hits a HR into the CF bleachers, which in Fenway is a long fucking way.

The crowd, at least in our section, falls silent.

I stand up, in Yankees gear, and yell “C’MON EVERYBODY, NOMAR’S BETTER! (because I know how to pronounce a goddamn ‘r’), NOMAR’S BETTER!!!”

We made some new friends.

Unsurprised

Good. Fuck those fucking fuckers.

Senor Weaselo

Fenway in 98 when they clinched, so… end of August?
/Lil’ Senor enjoyed that year. Plus he went to Cooperstown that summer for Induction Weekend!

Horatio Cornblower

No, the actual play-offs. ALCS, I think. And now that I think of it I’m off by a year. it had to be ’99.

I sure do enjoy aging!

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Horatio Cornblower

Pfft! Those are obviously 5 lb. plastic plates. 2/10, would not bang.

Because she can lift more than me, you see.

Brick Meathook

One night in April 2002 I got hammered in San Francisco and woke up in China.

Shogun Marcus

Shanghai?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, he was high, and shanging his ass off.

Brick Meathook

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Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink!

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Brick Meathook

HELL YEAH

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The Penis Train.

Unsurprised

Whoo whoo!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dad?

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Car #7.

King Hippo

Looking forward to Snowfall, sure hope it’s good.

Today has sucked all the ass. Fucking Wayne Rooney circus blowing up all of Everton’s progress this summer, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals down 7-1 to fookin’ Miami, and my neck hurts like shit (even with max opiates, non-Heath Ledger division).

/wait, 7-2 now. woo

ballsofsteelandfury

Me too.

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Brick Meathook

I knew a guy who went skinny-skiing in the Sierra Nevadas and the sunlight reflected off the snow sunburnt the shit out of the bottom of his nut sack. He couldn’t walk.

Unsurprised

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The intersection next to my house is still under construction. This I think is year 3. They dig up the road every morning and put the gravel in the road or in front of my driveway. Then play in their construction equipment all day, refill the hole and do it again the next day. I live on the corner of 2 streets that everyone uses if they don’t want to use a main road, so I have a car a minute pulling into my driveway to turn around and insanely loud construction equipment at all times.

Shogun Marcus

Look at it this way…if walker boy has his way you won’t have to worry about the crews anymore! It will sit unfinished forever, like every other road project in this place.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I would gladly avoid pot holes on my own if these fuckers would go away

King Hippo

True story, I hit a pothole so bad earlier this summer, it shattered my windshield.

King Hippo

“Falling Down” is always the right answer. Or opiates.

ballsofsteelandfury

The best story I have of being wasted and having something good happen is the Night of the 7 Pukes where I was having a conversation sipping what was left of the Popov punch out of a red cup.

I took a sip, spoke, puked into the cup, and without breaking a beat, continued the story. They looked at me like I was insane. I finished the story, excused myself, and went to the restroom. I woke up there three hours later and the party was over and I walked home.

Puked twice on the way home.

The Maestro

Y’all see this shit about Hobby Lobby smuggling ancient cuneiform tablets out of Iraq as tile samples? http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-hobby-lobby-20170705-story.html

WCS

Good Christian values right there.

herodotus450

“Our kids left all this stuff over there during the croosades, we just want it back!”

The Maestro

OH FUCK I just realized that this money they would’ve used to pay for said Iraqi artifacts… could very well have made its way into the hands of ISIS suppliers. SWEET SWEET SCHADENFREUDE

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I went to work today, but I’m not sure I worked today.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was at some function for one of my brothers friend’s or my brother or somebody. We were in a hotel in Milwaukee for some reason. Did their normal pregame where basically everybody brought a 1.75L of something. Hit up the bars. We started with 15+ people-ish. Lost people to normal bar progression. Got back to the hotel and lost another 2-3. Especially when we ran out of hard liquor. I had a backup 30 pack of terrible but high alcohol content beer. So we took that and broke into the pool and drank it in the hot tub. By this point it was morning and there was something going on outside, it was some 5k run. Finished the 30 pack between the 3 of us remaining and ran the whole thing barefoot. We tried to get t-shirts for the run at the end but because we didn’t apply we couldn’t get them. They did have last year’s t-shirts and gave us one of them. I still wear it.

Shogun Marcus

That was a typical Thursday night in the dorms at uw-milwaukee…minus the fun run bs.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So if I take control of the thread with no authority, lets go with a theme of good stories where you absolutely were wasted

JustStopDude

Visiting parents in Baltimore. Convinced old man to go out to Lexington Market for raw oysters. Came to in back yard because rat was chewing on shoe. Receipts indicate we went bar hoping at Fells Point for many hours. Location of car…unknown.

Condition of mother…shrill.

Out of beer must walk to bar to beat back withdrawal.

Shogun Marcus

Good to know the house still stands! Good hustle on dad.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

How is this even a story? You ended up passed out in shoes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit man, when I was in HS in Ellicott City, we called that “Thursday”.

nomonkeyfun

Rats, also known as the Baltimore alarm clock.

We’re still doing this, right?