Your “Rivalry Weekend Continues Apace” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOXW7UQV00 They were a lot more badass before Axl evolved into Kathleen Turner. Tomorrow's matchups: CBS EARLY █ Anchorage █ Fairbanks █ Honolulu █     New England @ NY Jets - Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts █     Cleveland @ Cincinnati - Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon █     Jacksonville @ Buffalo - Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta █     Oakland @ Baltimore - Andrew Catalon,

Your “I Laid Off All The Limes” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9nySVFw6xs It's been a strange week, so let's start the night with a little bro-country. Cory Marks started as Cory Marquardt from North Bay, Ontario, but then he signed a US contract & now he's "Cory Marks". I'll let you guys discuss the merits of Country Music. Me - I enjoy some;

Your “Holy Sh*tsnacks Batman…No Football?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Nope, no football tonight.  More or less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcwqyhUtH0 OK, calm down, don't cry.  There actually is if you want it badly enough. The FCS quarterfinals do continue tonight with the #16 Kennesaw State Owls facing the #5 Sam Houston State BearKats.  But that's on ESPN3 though (8:30pmEST), so I say screw that game. 

Your “Shut Up Liver, You’re Fine” Saturday Evening Open Thread & Broadcast Maps

Lotsa JV Footy earlier today. Lotsa JV Footy later tonight. Lotsa Varsity Footy Tomorrow. I dunno about you, but my liver never recovered from last weekend.  And now here we are again. But screw it.  Together, we can muddle thru it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw (sorry, I was talking to my beer again) - Speaking of the Varsity Footy varietals, here