Your “Rivalry Weekend Continues Apace” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOXW7UQV00

They were a lot more badass before Axl evolved into Kathleen Turner.

Tomorrow’s matchups:

CBS EARLY

█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█     Cleveland @ Cincinnati – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

█     Jacksonville @ Buffalo – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

█     Oakland @ Baltimore – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

█     NO GAME due to local home game on FOX

• Forgive an amateur, but all these games look like dogshit.

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CBS LATE

█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█     Miami @ Indianapolis – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green, Bruce Arians

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FOX SINGLE

█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█     NY Giants @ Philadelphia – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

█     San Francisco @ Tampa Bay – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

█     Arizona @ LA Chargers (LATE) – Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

• Why does North Dakota get punished wi– Oh, right.

                                     ^{Coverage maps courtesy 506sports.com}

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL:
  • Flyers at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
  • Bruins at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • Jets at Blues – 7:00PM | City / Sportsnet360
  • Canucks at Kings – 10:00PM | CBC

• NCAA:
  • South Carolina at Clemson – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
  • Kentucky at Louisville – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN5
  • San Jose State at Fresno State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
  • Kansas State at Iowa State – 7:00PM | FS1
  • Notre Dame at Southern California – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN4
  • Oklahoma State at TCU – 8:00PM | FOX
  • BYU at Utah – 10:00PM | FS1
  • Utah State at Boise State – 10:15PM | ESPN (?) / TSN3
  • Hawaii at San Diego State – 10:30PM | ESPNU

Are you out of turkey yet? If not, PUT THAT ON A SHINGLE, MISTER!