Your “Rivalry Weekend Continues Apace” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOXW7UQV00

They were a lot more badass before Axl evolved into Kathleen Turner.


Tomorrow’s matchups:

CBS EARLY

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu
█     New England @ NY Jets – Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

█     Cleveland @ Cincinnati – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

█     Jacksonville @ Buffalo – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

█     Oakland @ Baltimore – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

█     NO GAME due to local home game on FOX

  • Forgive an amateur, but all these games look like dogshit.

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CBS LATE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu
█     Pittsburgh @ Denver – Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

█     Miami @ Indianapolis – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green, Bruce Arians

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FOX SINGLE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu
█     Seattle @ Carolina – Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

█     NY Giants @ Philadelphia – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

█     San Francisco @ Tampa Bay – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

█     Arizona @ LA Chargers (LATE) – Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

  • Why does North Dakota get punished wi– Oh, right.

                                     Coverage maps courtesy 506sports.com


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Flyers at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Bruins at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Jets at Blues – 7:00PM | City / Sportsnet360
    • Canucks at Kings – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA:
    • South Carolina at Clemson – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
    • Kentucky at Louisville – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN5
    • San Jose State at Fresno State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Kansas State at Iowa State – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Notre Dame at Southern California – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN4
    • Oklahoma State at TCU – 8:00PM | FOX
    • BYU at Utah – 10:00PM | FS1
    • Utah State at Boise State – 10:15PM | ESPN (?) / TSN3
    • Hawaii at San Diego State – 10:30PM | ESPNU

Are you out of turkey yet? If not, PUT THAT ON A SHINGLE, MISTER!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

:belch:

WCS

Utah State-Boise State going bananacakes, too.

Senor Weaselo

So Hippo, with today’s events, all the GAMBLOR money on River Plate?

Col. Duke LaCross

Only took 56 minutes for my former employer, secular big love to get a lead. Here’s where they lose on a last-second field goal.

ballsofsteelandfury

Utah-BYU is pretty great too! Utah just took the lead after trailing all game.

ballsofsteelandfury

Infieles on Cine Latino!

ballsofsteelandfury

El carnicero is tonight’s episode.

Petronel

That Boise State turf takes some getting used to.

(Seems kinda counterproductive too when Boise wears their blue uniforms, as they are at the moment.)

WCS

Check out Eastern Washington’s. You’ll know immediately if you are colorblind. The military should use their field as a test during MEPS.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Wow, usually to get seven overtimes in one night you have to hire someone to commit arson all over town.

WCS

“He’s right.”

— ATF in Waco, TX, 1993

Redshirt

Props to all those players for not collapsing into a cramping pile of misery.

ballsofsteelandfury

Cramping Pile of Misery is a great FF team name.

Brocky

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Wow a 74-72 win for TAMU over LSU, and also the years in which the respective states desegregated their public schools.

Brocky

Banner!!
Seriously. Occasion deserves one!

Redshirt

“Yes, yes, yes, oh, you bastard!”

But I wanted my undecuple overtime!!!!!

Brocky

I did a Google search because I didnt think that was a real word. Dang you know your stuff

Redshirt

I’m just smart like that.

(clears Internet History of Wikipedia page “Numeral prefix” and porn)

ballsofsteelandfury

NO OCTUPLE OT!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

Is it still a false start penalty if your center is hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Petronel

Not if everybody else is too.

Brocky

Since I’m not watching the game live, I’m assuming the refs are making that call up because they too want to go home

Redshirt

So 150% towards the goal?

Brocky

Defender just walks off the field…..

Fuck it i wanna go home…

Redshirt

Alright. Lets see if Balls’ balls are true.

(edited per request)

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s Hippo’s bit. I just gaze into my balls.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

66-66 after OT6, I guess the 12th man is below ground tonight.

I still like NFL overtime better.

ballsofsteelandfury

Fun fact: Back in the 80s, this was known as California OT as California high schools were the first to implement this system.

Yes, I played in one OT playoff game in high school. It was crazy.

Brocky

I’ve done it twice. Lost both time

Second time was my senior year were we missed an xp in ot

Redshirt

That’s why my dad didn’t want me to be a kicker. He saw me kicking a football of a tee and suggested I practice my marching drills.

My father pushed me towards being a band geek over a football player.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s tough. Mine was my senior year. I deflected a pass on 4th down but the WR caught it for a TD anyway. Our offense couldn’t score and we lost.

ballsofsteelandfury

SEPTUPLE OT!!

Redshirt

I want this game to go on and on so people would have to learn all the prefixes.

Brocky

Penta…. sext…septa….octa….. niner?

Did I hear a niner in there?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Nona… WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING MY NONNA?

Senor Weaselo

I would love to watch the eternal overtime, except you know, not having the SEC Network.

Redshirt

Boy that was a quick score in Sextuple OT.

Brocky

Also, apparently they don’t have tie gamesin college football? This isnt a tournament or championship

Redshirt

Ties ended in like the ’94 season or something. This was the solution. Which is a hell of a lot better than NFL OT.

Brocky

Uh, did I miss something? Why did am go for 2 there? An xp woildnt win it?

I cant find the game live

Redshirt

Teams must go for 2pts starting with the 3rd OT. That way they don’t trade TDs into the 30th OT.

Brocky

So since am got the 2 points there, the pressure is now on LSU to at least tie?

Redshirt

Yup. TD and 2pts or they lose.

ballsofsteelandfury

First to 70 wins?

ballsofsteelandfury

SEXTUPLE OT!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sex Topple?
That’s what happens when you lick her right off the bed and into the floor.

Hehehehehehehe.
(tWBS might be misbehaving right now)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haha….suck it LSU.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Johnny Football would have scored there.
Just saying.

blaxabbath

Is it common in college sports to heat like — well, here it is:

“My buddy from A+M says Sumlin is not going to be able to call close games in a major conference. Says we’re in for a long ride with this hire.”

Is this just something every fan base says about their fired coach going to a new program?

WCS

Texas A&M better not hope this thing goes much further, since they already owe Jimbo $500k for every overtime a games goes, $1 million if it’s a win.

Senor Weaselo

Who do they think they are, UConn apparently?

WCS

UConn only pays that kind of money to cover-up men’s basketball problems. A&M is still on the hook for trying to buy Eric Dickerson.

ballsofsteelandfury

QUINTUPLE OT!!

Senor Weaselo

Aren’t the Smurfturfs not allowed to wear blue on blue at home?

Senor Weaselo

Apparently they repealed it in 2013 so they would stay in the Mountain West.

Redshirt

LSU-TX A&M is in Quadruple OT on SEC Network.

ballsofsteelandfury

LSU scores a TD and it’s over

ballsofsteelandfury

Never mind.

Petronel

Didn’t we just do this a month ago?

Spanky Datass

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