https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOXW7UQV00
They were a lot more badass before Axl evolved into Kathleen Turner.
Tomorrow’s matchups:
CBS EARLY
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu
█ Cleveland @ Cincinnati – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon
█ Jacksonville @ Buffalo – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta
█ Oakland @ Baltimore – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton
█ NO GAME due to local home game on FOX
- Forgive an amateur, but all these games look like dogshit.
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CBS LATE
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu
█ Miami @ Indianapolis – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green, Bruce Arians
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FOX SINGLE
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu
█ NY Giants @ Philadelphia – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman
█ San Francisco @ Tampa Bay – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber
█ Arizona @ LA Chargers (LATE) – Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston
- Why does North Dakota get punished wi– Oh, right.
Coverage maps courtesy 506sports.com
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Flyers at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Bruins at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Jets at Blues – 7:00PM | City / Sportsnet360
- Canucks at Kings – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- South Carolina at Clemson – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
- Kentucky at Louisville – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN5
- San Jose State at Fresno State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Kansas State at Iowa State – 7:00PM | FS1
- Notre Dame at Southern California – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN4
- Oklahoma State at TCU – 8:00PM | FOX
- BYU at Utah – 10:00PM | FS1
- Utah State at Boise State – 10:15PM | ESPN (?) / TSN3
- Hawaii at San Diego State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
Are you out of turkey yet? If not, PUT THAT ON A SHINGLE, MISTER!
I miss her. She needs to make a comeback. Preferably in nude scenes
I wanna hire a plane that drops leaflets reminding people that brian Kelly killed a kid
So despite the fact I always assumed it was to make wheelchair bound grandma happy when she came home from the nursing home for Christmas dinner, my dad has insisted on setting up our traditional display of Christmas figurine, despite us being in a new house and grandma being no longer with us
In years past I have always attempted to add my own personal touch:
This year I’m thinking something else:
Sweetness!!!!!!
Oh, YEEEEAAAHHHH! I can DIG IT!
Three great things about Tucson:
1- Sabino Canyon
2- Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum and environs
3- Pima County Air & Space Museum
4. Nogales is 100km to the south and smells better.
That reminds me, Goddess 3…
…and thus, the Fourth Seal of Revelation was opened.
I thought that was opened a long time ago!
Yeah, we’ll get going on that soon.
Look at Mr. Fancypants using the metric system. IS 62 MILES NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Royale with Cheese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnb_3ibUp38
Fun fact: The highway between Tucson and Nogales is the only one in the United States with metric distances shown on the road signs.
Yep. That’s why I remembered.
Drove that stretch way too many times to count.
about home from Ua losing at home to ASU, blowing a 20pt 4th quarter lead. Man, Tucson seriously sucks. I don’t recommend anyone go there and, if you must, keep the staynas shirt as possible and just try to use your free time there to enjoy the nature or outdoor activities.
The Catalina mountains are beautiful…
That fourth quarter was the definition of bananacakes.
Post game takes are: Players get a B, Coaches get an F.
I predicted Arizona would enter a decade-long dark age after employing Ann Weaver Hart as President. I am thinking I was dead right.
Wednesday night I went here and a three meat platter with three sides and cornbread. I’m very anal about BBQ and loathe to give Philly any credit for anything but just go here: https://sweetlucys.com/
My steak place is Leo’s, for what it is worth. I tried Pat’s after about 10 years of not having it and in addition to not finding parking for 20 minutes, it was $11 of disappointment.
Then again I’m sick of Yelp, and think it’s for assholes.
So we’re not doing ‘Phrasing’ anymore?
Two Quick Funny Secret Service Stories:
My family was in DC in 2005 on vacation and my dad was taking pictures of all the buildings near the Capital. While zoomed in he stumbled up a sharpshooter on a roof who had complete eye contact to him with his rife in the low ready position. My dad without missing a beat smiled and waved. The sharpshooter didn’t wave back.
Later that day, we went to the Pentagon parking lot. My mom took a picture when all of a sudden a black car pulled up. A guy in a suit approached our car and asked where we were from and asked if we can delete the picture and if we couldn’t he would have to take the camera for security reasons. We complied but asked why, and he use told us why. We were taking a picture of the exact place where the plane crashed into the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.
And that the story of how my parents pissed off the Secret Service twice in the same afternoon.
Well I’m pissed at them that Trump is still standing so the Secret Service can fuck the fuck off.
You can’t choose your President. They don’t see Democrat or Republican; they see someone they have to protect. If anything its a comforting note to all future Presidents and their families. If they’ll protect the Trumps, they’ll protect anyone.
Yeah…I’m sure Hillary and Obama have no fear of Trump putting his goons into the SS and then issuing an Order 66.
…that’s a thought that’s gonna fester.
In case anyone wonders what makeitsnow has been up to…
And all this time I thought he was just drunk.
Seamus, would a sober person have posted that?
Tough but fair.
Alternative college football playoff proposal:
8 team playoff. 10 conference champions qualify. Lowest- ranked conference Champions play each other for the right to join 8 team bracket.
No independents. Fuck Notre Dame. If they want in, they can join a conference.
TOSH.0 has some thoughts…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euOW1at3D88
YES!
Does Tosh really make more than Saban?
Because that would be pretty damn impressive.
He might. He was Comedy Central’s number one for four or five years.
No way. Basic cable is still a low budget operation. Jon Stewart didn’t make much and he was 10X bigger than Tosh.
I’m fine with Fuck Notre Dame regardless of the rest of any suggestion.
Wait Claude Lemieux’s kid is on the Jets and he’s a little chode just like the old man?
Ugh. Fuck him.
You have to feel for the poor souls who work in the White House. I mean the one or two out of the 300 that aren’t evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxdAZwcqGIk
I said this to my dad maybe a year ago:
Imagine your lifelong dream is to be a Secret Service agent. You work hard in school, join the military, get discharged, and apply for the agency. You work ever harder to get through the academy, and after graduation, your first assignment is to protect this chucklehead. I’d ask for a refund.
Yes, feel for those Secret Service agents. If anyone takes a bullet for him, they shouldn’t just get a free pass to Heaven, they should get a hug and a formal apology from God Himself.
Thankfully if “First Kid” taught me anything is that you don’t start with protecting the president.
Sure, there are lifers who were there before him and will be there after him, but I see job postings for exempted positions in his office every day. Fuck those people sideways. They are scum. Their boss is scum.
Right now the CFB Playoff Committee is praying that USC bails them out of them having to choose between settlers who tried to steal lands from wrongfully misplaced Native Americans after a forced migration from the homes of their ancestors or nuts grown on the tree species Aesculus glabra that causes gastrointestinal disturbances to the cattle or humans who ingest them.
OK, so I got Oklahoma out of that…
Took eldest right and Eldest granddaughter to the movies today then dinner at Grimaldi’s.
Had a pizza called the Brooklyn Bridge that had housemade Italian sausage, roasted red peppers and housemade ricotta cheese.
Mother.
Fucker.
That thing was delicious.
Fun fact: The family sold Grimaldi’s and the name, but own the pizzeria next door, so if you have to do that in Brooklyn, go there. You might also get a pie within 3 hours.
Hot Taek: college football should go back to their natural bowl allegiances, and then a national championship game is determined after they’re all played. It’s like an infinite team playoff but with no extra games.
Counter offer:
16 team playoff. Each conference champion gets in. 6 at- large berths.
Counter-counter offer: Those 16 teams, more or less, would play in the major bowl games. The two best teams would rise above the rest, and if not we all still get to complain about college football.
When do they get to play the NFL’s worst team in Wichita?
Leave the Raiders out of this.
Is Vegas the new Wichita?
The Raiders would run train on Alabama and I would absolutely pay to watch it.
Cincinnati Bearcats vs. Cincinnati Bengals – Loser Leaves Town!
Collaborating proposal:
Existing bowls decide whether to permanently host a playoff game or create a matchup of their choice.
Counter-counter-counter offer.
64 teams, 5 week tournament from now until the second week in January. We can stop pretending that any of these kids are taking their own finals anyway.
Also, UConn still won’t get in.
As long as we can keep Notre Dame also out, i’m in.
You do have to keep the bowl games so even teams who go 6-6, 7-5, 8-4 get to experience a bowl game and the perks and experience that comes with it. That’s the one good thing about College Football over March Madness; 30 of the teams’ seniors gets to walk of the field for the last time as a winner instead of a loser.
Agreed. Definitely keep the bowls.
There are no winners when the final whistle blows at the St Petersburg Bowl.
The strippers?
Are you saying the AAC champion is equal to the SEC champion?
No, but i’m saying if the champion of a conference in FBS can’t at least PLAY for a championship, they should move the whole conference to FCS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lud3bgEJeTg
Oooooooh, bourbon!
Ice Take: 3 on 3 overtime should not stop until the first whistle after 5 minutes.
Why does a pack of razors need to be resealable?
Do they get stale or something?
Come on Gillette!!!!!!
I bought a package of underwear da other day; came in a resealable plastic bag.
You’re supposed to keep the plastic bag in the trunk of your car.
Obviously.
My underwear need to go in a resealable bag AFTER I wear them.
Binging all the Christmas Bob’s Burgers. The ginger bread house completion episode may be the best one.
I’m partial to Bobcat Goldthwait in the candy cane truck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Khk2hNGF74
bang your ass
Patrick Laine has 5 goals tonight. He has taken 5 shots.
is that good?
His fancy stats are impressive.
He’s good.
“Who knew taking shots would be a good thing?” -Rangers offense, especially yesterday
That game was so infuriating
“Who knew taking shots would be a bad thing?”-Aaron Hernandez
“Who knew taking shots would be a bad thing?” – J. Blackmon
“Who knew taking shots would be a bad thing.”
K. Cobain
“Who knew taking shots would be a bad thing?” – M. Lewinski
“Who knew taking shots would be a bad idea?”
J. Joplin
Just had to chose between two beers, so I went from the one with the lower alcohol first.
8.5 vs. 8.6
Here are tonight’s contenders:
CT Valley Brewing’s Midnight City
&
Captain Lawrence’s Galactic Fog
How do they compare to that Monkish I sent you?
Not well. That was outstanding.
The last one died a hero on Thanksgiving.
Mind you, the Galactic Fog is good, (haven’t tried the other yet), but the Monkish is just that good.
I have one left and need to find a time to get back down to that tap room. Stupid LA traffic and stupid work makes that easier said than done.
If I lived in LA they would have a restraining order against me.
Did you try the Black Kisses sour? That sounded amazing.
I just watched an episode of Frasier where the premise was that he fell in love with Rita Wilson and didn’t realize she looked exactly like his dead mom. Ask me anything.
Why would he want to bang his dead mom?
Oedipal complex
Also revenge against Tom Hanks for Joe vs the Volcano
Did you ever show your grandma the simpson episode with the terrwelliger brothers to see if she realized the obvious omage to fraiser.
Because I did, vutbshebdidnt
I did not, because my grandma is a selfish old bag.
But I think she’d appreciate any tribute to Frasier.
Wait, why am I sober?
Lack of effort?
Remedying that now.
Good question.
/Pours bourbon
Last night I did the rye, rye, beer, beer, bourbon, IPA, bourbon, imperial stout, bourbon, IPA mix that led to my stomach hating me all day today.
Good lord, man.
Okay, dont want to get ahead of myself, but is there any way ND misses the playoffs with 1 loss?
Michigan obviously is out, georgia is probs gonna lose to bama next week. Of oklahoma beats Texas they should leapfrog Nd but who else?
Maybe if they lose big and their starting qb gets hurt.
Bama #1, Clemson #2, God help me but tOSU #3.
It should be Oklahoma in your scenario, but I can’t see even a program with the Sooner’s history getting past the ratings ND would bring.
A two loss nd team wont get in over a 1 loss big 12 champ.
I didnt even think about a big 10 team. OSU beats northwestern they should be higher than nd
ND can only end with one loss though
Exactly.
THAT’S GOOD TACKLING
Pictured Every guy who ever watched an MMA tournament and then got in a bar fight.
Hatred of mimes is an interspecies phenomenon, apparently.
Dear Lord I love watching Notre Dame struggle.
High winds?
Killer
UConn lost 57-7 today, to the powerhouse Temple program. Coach Edsall got a $2,000 bonus, something he gets every game when UConn converts more 3rd downs than the other team. UConn converted 10 of 19, Temple 3 of 8.
If, by the end of the week, UConn’s AD isn’t fired into the sun for negotiating that contract, I’m gonna need some of you to provide me an alibi, or at least a whole lot of lime, a couple of used carpets and maybe some earth-moving equipment.
“Amateurs.” – The entire Philadelphia Flyers organization
Make a “dinner reservation” with the guys in “John Wick”.
Do you have to buy a dog first?
I have one of those already. What I need is a shitload of gold coins.
You never wrote it in your calendar, therefore you were never there.
/Because as we all know, fuck Brett Kavanaugh
Look at it this way, they set some records!
Evening. Just finished the turkey stock. 22lb bird made about 2 gallons of stock. Anyone want some??
Anyong to you too.
Apparently my edit wasn’t fast enough.
Also I think edits aren’t seen to others unless/until they refresh.
This is true.
In case you’re wondering, my college sealed off the Danny DeVito shrine. Everyone is upset, including me, who couldn’t look for it in the VA building last weekend.
Something something play with my balls
God, I’d love to have her paddle my balls and laugh about it.
9/10…would let her paddle me.
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/collections/R8DtT9Xi/margot-robbie
Trojans!? Cocks!?
Well hell, even if they both win that probably doesn’t change the playoff picture.
Uh-oh. Mike Ditka’s all pork sausage-n’-ribs diet may have caught up with him
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/2018/11/24/mike-ditka-hospitalized-after-suffering-heart-attack/2100512002/
Not exactly going to shed tears when that asshole drops
No one has wanted the Irish to lose this much since Oliver Cromwell.
Yeah, well …
Booth review: joke stands as funny
I am a ninja
JV BLEERGH is working hard in Louisville tonight.
Re: Litre and his ibuprofen, I just popped 600mg to start catching up
I would pretend to stop hating USC if they beat notre dame, but honestly I’ve never hated them.
Go ‘Cocks.
Meh. Looks like the ‘Cocks are going down.
Up and down.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but Seattle/Carolina seems like the only potentially worthwhile tilt to watch.
Whichever one I’m betting will do.
Always fun to see two wild cards clash!!!
I really hope the Vikings dont make the playoffs
Evening. O’Hare isn’t as bad as I’d expected tonight.
Someone let Horatio know that UConn just set the worst single-season defense in NCAA history, allowing more yards and points-per-game than anyone. Hey, at least basketball is underway…. oh, right..
I am well aware of UConn’s record setting performance, and I am actively bombarding my alma mater with suggestions that they drop football.
Copa final leg cancelled due to attack on the Boca team bus by River Plate supporters.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/46332084
Soccer dummies are dumb.
Damn I want to turn into the Indy vs Mia just to hear Mr Green. But prob won’t get that game
If it’s any consolation, he won’t remember being there either.
https://www.freep.com/
Reading Michigan’s press reaction to OSU-UM is beautiful. The New England and Pittsburgh flavors are pretty damn good but Michigan Schadenfreude is my favorite flavor by far.
Goddamn that was delicious. Whatever bowl game they lose might possibly cause Harbs to quit in spectacular fashion.
Just woke up from what felt like a coma.
Time to eat moar leftovers.
4-0 Leafs 11 minutes in
Andreas Johhnson has a hat trick already. Fortunately, Marleau broke up the natural hatty.
It is horrible up here with the Leafs good. Was superb all the years they were a punching bag.
^^^^this. God damn do I hate the Leafs
It may not be enough to just fire Dave Hakstol. I’m thinking crucifixion may be more fitting.
Flyers on pace for 20 goals against. A respectable average for most Flyera goaltenders
Dumb Rutgers. In 3rd and 4th down, you move the chains.
The CBS early map has The Baker Mayfield Effect.
The FOX map is just bananacakes and I don’t want to think about it.
I’ve been thinking about the Fox map for five minutes and not only do I still not understand it, I’ve got a headache.
Sparty and Rutgers aren’t… good, are they.
MSU isn’t good and this is Rutgers bowl game so they’re playing above their attributes.