Your Saturday Evening “Working Hard Or Hardly Working” Open Thread

It was a fairly long week at school. Cold & flu season has begun in earnest, combined with the calendar making Canadian Thanksgiving a week later than normal. The result was certain of my co-workers taking their sick days earlier than normal, and the site being shortstaffed to the point that I had to teach during the game Thursday night. It was stay & help or they cancel the course on the kids, who don’t deserve that type of treatment. I get paid extra, so I’m not exactly a saint about the whole thing, but I’m glad I’m no longer in admin & have to pretend that it’s normal operating procedure.

And my co-workers wonder why unions have such a negative perception in the media & public.


Sunday football maps:

Sorry I forgot them last week. I do try to remember, but if I’m harried or hurried I tend to forget.

CBS SINGLE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█ Baltimore @ Pittsburgh – Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

█ New England @ Washington – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green

█ NY Jets @ Philadelphia – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

█ Buffalo @ Tennessee – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

█ Jacksonville @ Carolina – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

█ Denver @ LA Chargers (LATE) – Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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FOX EARLY

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu
█ Minnesota @ NY Giants – Sam Rosen, Charles Davis
█ Atlanta @ Houston – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber
█ Arizona @ Cincinnati – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman
█ Tampa Bay @ New Orleans – Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston
█ Chicago vs Oakland (in London) – Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth
█ NO GAME due to blackout enforced by local home team on CBS
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FOX LATE

Green Bay @ Dallas – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman

This game will be nationally televised.

Maps courtesy 506sports.com


Saturday Night Live:

  • Phoebe Waller-Bridge; Taylor Swift – 11:30/8:30 – NBC / Global

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: 
    • Habs at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC / Sportsnet
    • Rangers at Sens – 7:00PM | City TV
    • Canucks at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
    • Kings at Oilers – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
  • CFL:
    • Blue Bombers vs. Roughriders – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
    • Argonauts vs. Lions – 10:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
  • NCAA: games of note
    • Georgia at Tennessee – 7:00PM | ESPN
      • Hasn’t Tennessee been relegated yet?
    • Michigan State at Ohio State – 7:30PM | ABC
    • California at Oregon – 8:00PM | FOX
    • Washington at Stanford – 10:30PM | ESPN
    • San Diego State at Colorado State – 10:00PM | ESPN2
  • Beisbol:
    • Game 2: Rays at Astros – 9:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet1
  • Fútbol:
    • Liga MX:
      • Cruz Azul vs. Club América – 7:55PM | UNI
  • NBA Preseason:
    • Lakers at Warriors – 8:00PM | TNT
  • Fisticuffs:
    • UFC 243: Whittaker vs. Adesanya – From Melbourne, Australia
      • Prelims  – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN5
  • Rugby World Cup:
    • New Zealand vs. Namibia – 12:45AM | NBCSN / TSN
    • France vs. Tonga – 3:45AM | NBCSN / TSN
    • South Africa vs. Canada – 6:15AM | NBCSN / TSN
      • Canada is already out of contention; at this point they’re just looking for small victories.

Go forth & comment, you kings & queens of the internet.

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

Now the old TV channel is showing another episode of McHale’s Navy.
In this episode, the wacky crew of the PT-73 have stolen Captain Binghamton’s dictation machine. This results in the Japanese being nuked in August 1945.

Viva La Tabula Raza

When you post the maps from the 506, you might consider not posting the color key just to fuck with us.

Brick Meathook

Now I’m watching an episode of Hazel on the old TV show channel.

I never realized how much this show is about Marxist classism. Then I realized the guest star is NY Giants star Frank Gifford, who wants to invest in a bowling alley. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

SonOfSpam

It’s Sunday. WHERE IS THE FOOTBALL?

Hey.

Brick Meathook
ALXMAC
ALXMAC
ALXMAC
ALXMAC
Brick Meathook

I’m watching an episode of McHale’s Navy and there are so many historical inaccuracies that it’s just so unbelievable.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that the one with Frasier or Tom Arnold?

Brick Meathook

The original TV show. In this episode, they introduced democracy to the natives and were then voted out of their PT boat base. I think this was a recycled plot from F-Troop.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Quiet around here

ALXMAC
Unsurprised

I wish.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Way too many sirens tonight. Has the purge started and no one told me?

SonOfSpam

Whatever they sound like, don’t go to them. You will die.

Unsurprised

God willing.

Horatio Cornblower

I know when I come to the plate and the bases are loaded and no one’s out I’m just going to wildly hack at anything, no matter how far off the plate it is.

Jesus the Rays suck.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY VIVA LA TABULA RAZA’S WEIGHT I CALL IT MY PORTFOLIO CAUSE IT’S ALREADY DROPPED 35% AND IT AIN’T DONE YET.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Whoa, just woke up from a 3 hour nap and find myself starring in an RTD DFO “Jon Gruden” post. My night is complete!

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve closed more than my fair share of dive bars over the years and I have never once seen anyone even remotely resembling Charlize Theron in any of them, let alone shooting pool while drinking whatever new shitty version of Budweiser they’re trying to sell.

Get me Lionel Hutz on Line 1, stat!

Brocky

Which Theron?

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Horatio Cornblower

OK, that I’ve seen.

Horatio Cornblower

Fun fact, the nearest strip bar to me most recently made headlines when a severed cow’s head was found in the parking lot.

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Animal-Head-Found-Outside-Willimantic-Business-338189552.html

ballsofsteelandfury

My favourite part:

The Ultra Violet Cafe describes itself on its website as a topless gentlemen’s club that boasts a fully stocked bar.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Horatio Cornblower

It really does make the story. The best part is that no one who’s been in it would describe it that way. It is literally the worst strip bar in CT, if not New England. A friend of mine put it best, arriving at a poker game and saying “Hey, if any of you want to know what a nearly healed bullet wound looks like, you should go to the UV right now.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

HAWT TAEK ALERT:

The Longshot was good

Viva La Tabula Raza

I can’t remember if it was a Bud ad, but the bar-game-playing chick that I saw in an ad earlier tonight looked more like 40-years-ago Debbie Harry.

I’ve seen plenty of super hot chicks at the bar at closing time, even taken a few home, but like Willie Nelson, I went home at 2 with 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7lTnG-ZrLY