Your “I Laid Off All The Limes” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

It’s been a strange week, so let’s start the night with a little bro-country. Cory Marks started as Cory Marquardt from North Bay, Ontario, but then he signed a US contract & now he’s “Cory Marks”.

I’ll let you guys discuss the merits of Country Music. Me – I enjoy some; tolerate most. One caveat: NO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE!


Sunday Football Broadcast Maps – courtesy 506sports.com

CBS SINGLE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█     Pittsburgh @ Jacksonville – Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

█     Houston @ Washington – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green, Bruce Arians

█     Cincinnati @ Baltimore – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

█     Tennessee @ Indianapolis – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

█     Denver @ LA Chargers (LATE) – Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

█     Oakland @ Arizona (LATE) – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta


FOX EARLY

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█     Dallas @ Atlanta – Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

█     Tampa Bay @ NY Giants – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

█     Carolina @ Detroit – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

█ – NO GAME due to local home game on CBS


FOX LATE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

     Philadelphia @ New Orleans – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman

█     NO GAME due to local home game on CBS

  • LOL ARIZONA!

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Habs at Canucks – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Penguins at Senators – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Oilers at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NBA:
    • Raptots at Bulls – 8:00PM | TSN
  • NCAA:
    • Duke at Clemson – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • UAB at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Kansas at Oklahoma – 7:30PM | FOX
    • Rice at LSU – 7:30PM | ESPNU
    • Cincinnati at UCF – 8:00PM | ABC
    • New Mexico State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
    • Arizona at Washington State – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • UFC:
    • Fight Night: Magny vs. Ponzinibbio:
      • From Buenos Aires – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN5

While I was looking up hockey matchups & bro-country, Youtube recommended 17 minutes of Islander great Billy Smith being an absolute prick to any & all. Please – enjoy.

OLD TIME HOCKEY!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook
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I enjoyed a quality pedicure this evening.

So should you.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bah

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Cmon fightin’ Herm Edwards!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

They’re alive!

DUCK THE FU… wait…

F*CK THE DU… no that’s not right…

F*CK THE FU… that’s not how this works…

DUCK THE DU… this makes no sense.

Anyway, down with Oregon.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Darkest timeline further confirmed.