“Where’s My Bazinga?” – Explaining the Week 2 Madness to Your Mother

Perhaps something similar happened to you last week? *phone rings Beerguyrob: “Whaddya want?” Mom: (calling from California) “Robert, it's Mom. Why can’t I watch ‘Big Bang Theory’? There’s basketball on.” BGR: “Yes, Mom. It’s the annual NCAA March Madness Tournament.” Mom: “So, it’s on every year?” BGR: *sighs “Yes.” Mom: “But it was already on this morning. I