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“Mad About the Maddening Madness” – Dealing With Mom’s Eventual Phone Call
First, a little musical accompaniment to accompany your reading pleasure: Are you enjoying your day so far? Excellent. We’ve already been treated to quite…
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“Where’s My Bazinga?” – Explaining the Week 2 Madness to Your Mother
Perhaps something similar happened to you last week? *phone rings Beerguyrob: “Whaddya want?” Mom: (calling from California) “Robert, it’s Mom. Why can’t I watch ‘Big…