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blaxabbath - July 28, 2017July 28, 2017
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As DFO Throwback Week continues, the black and white gifs led to some black and blue comments.  Eh, I got nothing. Take it away, winners!  

Offseason Quotables: NCAA Championship to the Draft (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - May 1, 2017April 30, 2017
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Please allow me to briefly take off my fourth estate cap and enter, just for this once, the realm of commentary. End of game highlights are good. End of season highlights are just great though. Seasons being over. Careers being over. Coaches being straight up done - this is what I love about sports. Some

Offseason Quotables: Road to the Final Four (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - March 28, 2017March 30, 2017
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Lemme guess - your bracket is busted and you absolutely hate at least one team going to the final four? If not, eat one. Just be quiet and start thinking about how you're going to use your bracket pool earning because you're in an elite group and you know how this country

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