Kommenter Kocktail Society: Important Bourbon Notes

Since there's really no news of any sort to cover right now, other than Underball Swede-ing his own New England-based version of "Big Fan", I wanted to cover some very important information about bourbon I ran across today. A friend posted this article which contained a link to this helpful list regarding just

Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals can be heard from a different room. Suddenly things go very quiet.) (DOOR FLIES OPEN) HOT WOMAN: (storming out of the room) Goddamnit, that'll fucking teach me to

Boring Friday Post

Hello. My name is OldSchoolZero and I'd like to talk at you for a while. Please feel free to fall asleep, or masturbate and then fall asleep, or fall asleep and masturbate, or just masturbate, while I blah blah blah blah blah blah. I had a whole post in my head

OSZ WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Remember that in-person interview I was so excited about? Well, I just got the call that they're hiring me! I'M A WINNER TODAY! Not only does it seem like a really good fit for a new job, but I also get to leave this shitty job in the dust. I'M

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Covers the Super Bowl

Dateline: March 18th, 2015 I apologize for the tardiness of my words, loyal readers of mine, as a conflagration of certain personal proclivities and the lack of available advertising revenue for your venerable local rag prevented me from my usual timely coverage of the Biggest Spectacle In Our Fair Favorite Footballin'

Damn the man. Save the Zero.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! The dog's ringing the job interview alarm cowbell because I just got the call that I have in-person interviews on Monday Thursday (rescheduled due to one of their team members being out early in the week) at the job I'm both excited about and represents my best chance