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BOLTMAN’S 2015 CHARGERS GUARANTEE

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Dateline: August 26th, 2015 Hello once again, dear readers, and welcome to that most exciting time of the summer: the end of the offseason!…

[brief ringing sound, then a phone picking up] OSZ: [brief sound of a phone being fumbled then dropped; faintly] Ah, what the fuck… Drunk…

[Photoshops and writing help from Mike Wallace And Gromit] (A hot summer sun is rising over the wasteland, and while the misery of…

Hi everybody. WHAT A WEEK! WHAT A GLORIOUS WEEK! In just one week since the events of 7/31/15, the views of our site have…

Tonight I’m making my can’t-fail : brownie recipe to take some treats into work tomorrow, which brought to might making a post out of it.…

Dateline: July 27, 2015 Hello, loyal Winstonians! My drunken summer vacation dried up like a Palm Springs housewife recently, and, boy, did I have…

[I’d like to thank yeah right for starting the book articles going, and apologies for changing up the article naming convention, but I couldn’t…

City Councilman: All right, this has been a full day of hearing public testimony on the issue of the proposed new stadium, and I…

Some of you may remember this from last year–kommenters really came through big (OH YEAH!)–but I’m fundraising for the Bike MS Oregon ride again.…