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CONTENTBOT3.5 GENERATES HEADLINE
NEW POST GENERATE START SPONSORSHIP FROM [ERROR! SPONSORSHIP DOLLARS NOT FOUND! DUMP CASH!] HOWABOUT THOSE [ERROR! YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND CONTENTBOT3.5 WILL NOT ALLOW!…
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Pucker Up, Buttercup
[Ed. Note–Having pulled off an upset against make it snow in fantasy football this past weekend, OSZ won the privilege of penning this column…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Shares His Secrets
Greetings, dear Winstonians! I trust you are enjoying this season of football to its utmost–biting your nails at the close finishes, cursing the ineptitude…
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Kommenter Beer Table: America’s Ale
I think the first time I had a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, I was in Wrigleyville. That was, anyway, the first time I had…
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Coping With Loss in La Jolla
(somewhere on a sunny beach in La Jolla, Callifornia) Brad: Brah! Good waves out there today. Jackson: Totally, brah. And my gal K8 [ed. note–literally spelled that…
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Somewhere outside of Jersey City…
Corn Maze Employee #1: I’m telling you, man, he was in there all night. Corn Maze Employee #2: Doing what, though? #1: Hell if…
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Meanwhile, in the San Diego Locker Room…
Brandon Flowers: Damn, it’s been almost a week and I’m still bummed out from losing so badly to the Vikings. Malcolm Floyd: Tell me…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston’s Special Injury Report
Dateline: September 23rd, 2015 Greetings, loyal Winstonians! Long time readers know that for years, I’ve been telling my learned readership that Week 2 in…
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French Jay Cutler Goes On Strike!
/long pull on a skinny and extremely noxious cigarette Bon jour, sports fans of questionable culture. I av called you here today to say, c’est…
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An American Football Fan in Paris
As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of…