French Jay Cutler Goes On Strike!

Not Pictured: The Mouse Toy He Brings on International Travel
Old School Zero

Old School Zero

Ex-Chargers fan in Portland. Sorry about your carpet.
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/long pull on a skinny and extremely noxious cigarette

Bon jour, sports fans of questionable culture. I av called you here today to say, c’est tout. I av ad eet with this, how do you say, bullsheet. As ov right now, I am on strike.

/drinks a small and bitter cafe noisette, ashes his cigarette in the half empty cup

You see, ‘ere in Paree, we av a long tradition of striking. Eet is part ov our superior culture, much better and superior to your sweaty and hideous one. I understand you feel inferior at this moment, mais je te jure que c’est vrai! Howevahh, I am striking today in solidarite with my many, many injured NFL players. We av reached our limit and will play NO MORE–C’EST TOUT–for these imperialist swine owners! VIVE LA PLAYERS!

/gets text message to the tune of La Vie En Rose, his mistress has sent an image of the hospital bill for his massively infected children

NE SE SOOOOOOOOUCIENT PAAAAAAAAAAS! Eet does not matter the cost! Let these fat idiots in Cheecago enjoy their [spits] Jimmy. Clausen. [spits] Nique ta mere! Maybe now they will understand the existential misery that I exist under. Or not. Je m’en fou. Au revoir, suckers.

/proceeds to smoke two more cigarettes while having a pastry that costs less and is way better than that muffin you had this morning

Old School Zero
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Ex-Chargers fan in Portland. Sorry about your carpet.

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pickettschargeksk
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It’s only appropriate that French Jay Cutler should have been protected by the Maginot Line.

WhyEaglesWhy
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I would like to think that the Eiffel Tower was behind French Jay Cutler in this pic, because he would not care.

Horatio Cornblower
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Jokes on you. I didn’t HAVE a muffin this morning!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Time lost is muffin lost.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Napoleon wasn’t even French.

John Difool
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John Difool

French Jay Cutler and Spanish Sexy Rexy would make a great series on Netflix.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9fCJn70vNUk/R5-Cef-q-LI/AAAAAAAAAGI/jAuErMemDWA/s320/rexbrero.jpg

King Hippo
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I would watch it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm
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In response, Goodell has stated that Cutler must spend the next four games on the Isle of Elba.

Senor Weaselo
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DOOOOOON’T CAAAAAAAARE that my country’s being taken over by the *insert war enemy here*

blaxabbath
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Passerby notices he is Jay Cutler. Walks over and says something him.
Cutler sets down cigarette, blows smoke out the corner of his mouth, and headbutts the passerby in the chest. Crosses street to order a hamburger with an egg on it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a burger with a fried egg on it.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmsc3agm4p1qbidbp.jpg

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Why couldn’t the DNC have had its HQ in a Hilton or Marriott and spared the rest of time the idiocy of referring to any scandal as _________-gate?

blaxabbath
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This comment will be Sill’s Waterloo.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Waterloo-gate

Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

Oui oui!

Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

nomonkeyfun
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Je vais niquer ta mère.

-French Belichick

nomonkeyfun
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Où est l’ours?

-Aaron Rogets

nomonkeyfun
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Qui suis je?

-Trent Vert

SonOfSpam
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Qui a laissé les chiens sortir?

– Michel Vic

packman_jon
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Je suis juste ici, donc je ne suis pas à l’amende

Beaste Modé

packman_jon
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HARF HARF
– Le Ben

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Mangez-moi.

nomonkeyfun
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Goodell détruit

-all Commentists

scotchnaut
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Sooooo…when do we get a Norwegian Black Metal Enthusiast Tony Romo? There are at least 3 or 4 umm, voices in my head clamouring for this.

Horatio Cornblower
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Is Norwegian Black Metal Enthusiast Tony Romo the one with Direct TV or the one with cable?

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