They’re fucked.
Your 2015 Dallas Cowboys Predictions, Revised to Reflect Recent Developments.
They’re fucked.
What? I can’t be the only one who wants Weeden to do good enough to cause a QB controversy in Dallas, only to watch Romo shit the bed again, can I?
Hi, it’s me – the guy who kills all your players by drafting them in Fantasy Football? How ya doing?
Having a truly stellar season so far. Although I’m only in two leagues this year, I’m really ahead of the curve when it comes to benching approximately 84% of active NFL players.
As of right this nanosecond, I’ve managed to sideline:
Tony Romo
Dez Bryant
Jay Cutler
Eric Decker
Not a bad start! I’m hopeful I can also put Jason Witten and Carlos Hyde out to pasture for a couple of weeks based on near-successful injuries on Sunday, although I might need to have Witten decapitated to even get him on the “Questionable” report.
If you have any requests, let me know – always looking for Waiver Wire victims to help people achieve their 7-9 IRL Football dreams.
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They play in the NFC (L)East; they’ll be fine.
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Huge if true.
I vow to go down with the ship. See you in hell Jerry!
DOWN GOES WALKER
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/09/scott-walker-2016-drops-out-213894
Off topic, I know, but, seriously, fuck that guy. Now that’s done, he can make his triumphant return to DFO as Otto Man.
GOOD. Now, please stay out of politics.
Err, stay out of politics, Walker
And then there were… carry the two… 14?
From your lips to Otto Man’s ears.
What can I say? I’m a sucker for graphs.
Winner, winner, chicken bone with maybe a little bit of gristle still stuck to it and that’s your dinner.
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Speaking of being fucked, the KSK fantasy naming post is still up and still has loads of graphic porn gifs in the comments.
Yes, I did think an update was necessary. That will be all.
Did Balls move the Saturday night open thread pics there?
Tentacle Porn: Are You SURE You’re #UpForAnything?
Jeez, Horatio, how bout a fucking editor? We don’t need your life story here.
I like how the #media is saying Dallas may still win the division bc NYG “can’t close out a game.” Yeah, it’s fun to make jokes about the Giants but if they keep carrying 10 pt leads into 4th quarters, they’re bound to win five games and, thus, take the division.
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Proper fucked?
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I’d say right proper fucked.
Proper fucked google search at work is very NSFW
So, I have discovered, is “serious pussy”.
OH BULLSHIT
Denial: They are a lot better than just their QB now.
Anger: Fuck You.
Guilt: A long time ago we had nice things.
Depression: I have to watch Weeden play QB. 🙁
Acceptance: They’re fucked.
Come on, man, that’s not even CLOSE to spelling BENGHAZI.