Your 2015 Dallas Cowboys Predictions, Revised to Reflect Recent Developments.

They’re fucked.

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Wakezilla
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What? I can’t be the only one who wants Weeden to do good enough to cause a QB controversy in Dallas, only to watch Romo shit the bed again, can I?

Werekoala
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Werekoala

Hi, it’s me – the guy who kills all your players by drafting them in Fantasy Football? How ya doing?

Having a truly stellar season so far. Although I’m only in two leagues this year, I’m really ahead of the curve when it comes to benching approximately 84% of active NFL players.

As of right this nanosecond, I’ve managed to sideline:

Tony Romo
Dez Bryant
Jay Cutler
Eric Decker

Not a bad start! I’m hopeful I can also put Jason Witten and Carlos Hyde out to pasture for a couple of weeks based on near-successful injuries on Sunday, although I might need to have Witten decapitated to even get him on the “Questionable” report.

If you have any requests, let me know – always looking for Waiver Wire victims to help people achieve their 7-9 IRL Football dreams.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They play in the NFC (L)East; they’ll be fine.

make it snow
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Huge if true.

Spur
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Spur

I vow to go down with the ship. See you in hell Jerry!

WCS
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DOWN GOES WALKER
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/09/scott-walker-2016-drops-out-213894

Off topic, I know, but, seriously, fuck that guy. Now that’s done, he can make his triumphant return to DFO as Otto Man.

Senor Weaselo
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And then there were… carry the two… 14?

packman_jon
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Err, stay out of politics, Walker

packman_jon
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GOOD. Now, please stay out of politics.

Doktor Zymm
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Winner, winner, chicken bone with maybe a little bit of gristle still stuck to it and that’s your dinner.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons
BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Speaking of being fucked, the KSK fantasy naming post is still up and still has loads of graphic porn gifs in the comments.

Yes, I did think an update was necessary. That will be all.

Senor Weaselo
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Did Balls move the Saturday night open thread pics there?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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Tentacle Porn: Are You SURE You’re #UpForAnything?

SonOfSpam
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Jeez, Horatio, how bout a fucking editor? We don’t need your life story here.

blaxabbath
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I like how the #media is saying Dallas may still win the division bc NYG “can’t close out a game.” Yeah, it’s fun to make jokes about the Giants but if they keep carrying 10 pt leads into 4th quarters, they’re bound to win five games and, thus, take the division.

MikeWallaceAndGromit
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MikeWallaceAndGromit
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sonovabitch

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Sep
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Proper fucked?

http://cdn.hark.com/images/001/616/212/1616212/original.jpg

Proper fucked google search at work is very NSFW

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Proper fucked google search at work is very NSFW

So, I have discovered, is “serious pussy”.

WCS
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WCS
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bloodyhandedgod
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bloodyhandedgod

Denial: They are a lot better than just their QB now.
Anger: Fuck You.
Guilt: A long time ago we had nice things.
Depression: I have to watch Weeden play QB. 🙁
Acceptance: They’re fucked.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Come on, man, that’s not even CLOSE to spelling BENGHAZI.

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