OSZ Holiday Tabletop Game Giving Guide

Now that we're in the time of year where we put forth our wish lists to bloated old white guys (PLEASE JUST GET OUR TEAM TO A SUPER BOWL YOU RICH FUCK!) and also celebrate the holidays by buying gifts, I got the idea (THANKS SILL!) to put out a

…but was it a catch?

(Some Sunday Night in the near future) Al: Stafford drops back, looks, and fires one out… Calvin Johnson grabs it and runs out of bounds! Cris: Athletic play by Megatron… that was one of those throws only he seems to be able to find. Al: We now go to review, as any play

A fearless and moral inventory

(As the sun comes up, a gathering of lost souls is happening in Nearby Church Basement, Anywhere, USA) Todd: I'd like to thank everyone for coming out this morning. We'll begin, as we always do, with the Serenity Prayer. All: (said in unison) Rog, Grant me the serenity, to accept the injuries I cannot change The courage

It’s quiet… too quiet…

So here's something to listen to--the great voice of Ken Nordine reading Edgar Allen Poe's "The Conqueror Worm", from the album Closed On Account Of Rabies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qnj17goUP0 It's a great album, also featuring Christopher Walken reading "The Raven", Iggy Pop reading "The Telltale Heart", Gabriel Byrne reading "The Masque Of The Red Death",

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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Pucker Up, Buttercup

[Ed. Note--Having pulled off an upset against make it snow in fantasy football this past weekend, OSZ won the privilege of penning this column this week. Well, it's either that or snow wanted a week off. Either way, that's what you get for relying on Sam Bradford to see you

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Shares His Secrets

Greetings, dear Winstonians! I trust you are enjoying this season of football to its utmost--biting your nails at the close finishes, cursing the ineptitude of your teams' coaches, and reveling in the glory that comes from a decisive win! Your dear old Bud has been following the ins and outs