Footy From A to Zed – and JV is Saved By Zero

I've told y'all before, but I've never been more certain - Very Disappointing Everton will be Very Championship Everton in 2023-24.  Neal Goddamned Maupay.  Jesus wept, and then took Mr. RazoUr Blade down the tracks.  No, we don't go for attention around these parts. Anyway, this is a real banger of a tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqN9flclRio In