2020 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

Quiet week here from the peanut gallery. Guess you all really don't care all about Quotables Greatness which, like the Pro Bowl, is really a matter of being available and healthy enough to suit up than much of anything else (maybe name recognition?). Screw it, you're just gonna get clubbed

2020 Quotables – Week 16 (Submissions)

As of the publishing of this, I should be back-2-back fantasy football champion. So, I guess you could say 2020 has been alright. ::Checks that three-martini lunch tax break was included in Covid relief bill:: Yes, a good year indeed. Anyways, this is the penultimate Quotables of the 2020 regular season. So, if

2020 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

Merry Christmas to all! No, that's an overstatement. Seasons Greetings to all! Again, no. Greeting and salutations, readers? Ugh -- just no spirit coming from me this year. BUT I did take care of your Quotables results below. And since this MAY be operating at your mid-day open thread, I'll do

2020 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)

[DOOR FLIES OPEN] Alright, Boys gather round its time for Coach Duchess to set you all straight. And by the looks of 2020 thats actually what you all need... looking at you Skylar. Now ya'll been running around here playing slap ass and goofing off... And you need someone to tell

2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

Greetings!  It's Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here.  I'm truly honored to serve as the guest host for this week's edition of Quotables.  You're probably wondering "hey, where's Rikki been? He's got like nine different unresolved story arcs kicking around.  Did those kids from the Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity ever even make it