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Ding Dong, Aaron Donald Is Gone (2024 RAMMITT Preview)

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 19, 2024
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It’s finally happened.  After threatening to retire for what seems like every offseason of his career, Aaron Donald, the most terrifying defensive lineman in recent history, has fucked off to do whatever enormous rich people do when they retire.  The Rams are about to find out what happens when they

The 2023 Los Angeles Rams, Or the Aftermath of F Them Picks

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 22, 2023August 22, 2023
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As many of you know, I am not a fan of the Los Angeles Rams. As a franchise that left my city, burning bridges and goodwill on the way out, Stan Kroenke and his hairpiece, Kevin Demoff, Roger Goodell, and the rest of the liars and crooks that ignored the

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