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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 3, 2020April 3, 2020

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is stretched out on the studio couch, eyes glazed, staring at DJ 3000's display screen. DJ 3000: ARE YOU STILL WATCHING? PRODUCER: [blinks sleepily] Huh? Oh, right. Yeah, I'm still watching. DJ 3000: PREVIOUSLY, ON GREY'S ANATOMY... PRODUCER: You know what? Let's put a pin in it for

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

123

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY DJ 3000 sits alone in the office, a single LED blinking lazily.  It is very quiet.  A flush is heard down the hallway.  A few moments later the PRODUCER enters, wearing a bathrobe.  A toothbrush is poking out of his mouth.  As DJ 3000 cycles out

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A pair of radio professionals prepare for the day's show.  DJ 3000: [to himself] WELL, THAT'S KIND OF GRIM.  [to the PRODUCER] HEY YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT GOOGLE'S DOODLE TODAY. [calls it up on his main display] PRODUCER: Okay...[begins reading aloud]...And when he had opened the fourth seal, I

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

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In "honor" of the fact that coronavirus seems to be spreading throughout the world without any signs of abating, I thought we'd try something a little bit different (and unprecedented) here on Request Line today.  Here's how the game works.  I'm going to post a song with a number in

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 5, 2020March 5, 2020

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I'm staying in today. I'm staying in tomorrow. Save for walking the dog, I don't intend to leave this house unless I need to.  Now this doesn't mean I'll start using rags to wipe my ass after the toilet paper runs out (13 rolls left), but it does mean that when my

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 28, 2020February 28, 2020

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INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY The surviving members of the Losers Investment Club are clustered behind BILL O'BRIEN, who is staring angrily at a laptop screen. BILL O'BRIEN: F-f-f-f-f-f-f...f-f-f-f-f-f-f...[takes deep breath]...f-f-f-f-f-f... KATIE NOLAN: Spit it out, Bill. BILL O'BRIEN: F-F-F-F-FUCK! JOSH ROSEN: Does that mean we're back to where we started? COLIN COWHERD: It sure does, Josh.  The market

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 25, 2020February 25, 2020

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INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY Four members of the Losers Investment Club sit glumly around a table. COLIN COWHERD: So when does Andy get back from Disney World, anyhow? KATIE NOLAN: Disney World?  He never went to Disney World. COLIN COWHERD: But I thought he... BILL O'BRIEN: No, he's in some t-t-t-town in California - Lone P-p-pine,

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 21, 2020February 21, 2020

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TYREL JACKSON WILLIAMS: Hello everyone and welcome to a special Friday edition of The Wednesday with Peter King. Now Peter... PETER KING: So I think for today we'll call it "The Fridayer". WILLIAMS: Actually, Peter, we're filling in for the regularly scheduled "Request Line" program, so maybe we'll just call it that? KING: No, Charles, let's stick

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY DFO intern MICHAEL VICK lounges on a couch in the office, dozing.  He awakes with a start.  A look of panic fills his face as he dashes over to the desk and opens up a laptop computer, and his consternation increases as he taps a