Request Line: Non-Alcoholic Beverages

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Hey man, are you there? ...yeah, I'm here. I'm gonna need a bit of an assist today. ...still a bit wobbly from last night, huh? Just a bit. ...don't sweat it, I've got you.  Let's roll. INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking as cheerful as we've ever

Request Line: When the Bullet Hits the Bone

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ...I'm not sure I understand, that price included the part with the avocado oil? Yeah, they said that...oh, shit.  Looks like we're live again. [blushes] Don't tell me you're embarrassed for people to find out that you're curious about this? I mean, maybe a little. Anyhow, we should probably get to

Request Line: But…but…but…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Well, that was something else. Oh, you're great, you're back.  Yeah. Where'd you go? t's a long story, I'll explain once we get things started. You're not going to disrupt things this week? No, no, let's get to the music. As you wish... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, preparing

Request Line: All You Need Is Kill

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh.  Again?  Now I'm getting a little worried... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking comfortable and casual.  DJ 3000 seems to have settled into his summer routine as well. PRODUCER: Hey, so I had a question for

Request Line: I’ll Give You Something To Cry About…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh.  Guess he took an early weekend.  Anyhow... INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, a broad frown on his face. DJ 3000: WHY SO DOWN, MY GOOD FRIEND? PRODUCER: Oh, you know, just this Gray May / June Gloom

Request Line: When In Rome

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A sleazy Hollywood producer... Wait - not a pair of sleazy Hollywood producers? No, just the one...is sitting on the couch in his office.  Instead of his regular partner, today he is accompanied by... DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: ...and so here I am. DJ 3000: WOW.  AND SO YOU

Request Line: Carpentry

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, dozing.  DJ 3000 is up against the wall, also in sleep mode.  PRODUCER: [awakes with a start] Oh crap! We forgot about Request Line! DJ 3000: [console lights blink lazily, performs the computer equivalent of a yawn] JUST GET THE WEE

Request Line: Toeing the Line

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The regular one again? WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE. [huffily] INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, with a pile of items in front of him.  DJ 3000 is standing nearby, looking apprehensive.  The PRODUCER carefully builds

Request Line: Character Concerns

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The regular one this time? Yes, the regular one. Not, like some new one down the hall that we've never heard of before. No, would you please stop interrupting. Sometimes it feels like you're just in love with the sound of your own voice. Well, this is a radio show.

Request Line: Madness

INT. RECORDING STUDIO B - DAY Wait, there's another recording studio? Always has been. Is it in a different part of the radio station, or... Listen, can we just get on with it? INT. RECORDING STUDIO B - DAY We join a show in progress in Recording Studio B - the regular host sits at his

Request Line: Stick to Sports

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Ah, so back to normal. Well, not really. Oh, shit. What now? You'll see.  INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The studio sits vacant.  The PRODUCER is nowhere to be seen, and DJ 3000 is in his normal position, lights flashing like a pinball machine.  DJ 3000: ...HE SHOOTS HE SCORES! [looks

Request Line: Nationalities

INT. STADIUM - DAY Wait, it's an open roof stadium, wouldn't that be EXT.?  Yeah, but they're in a luxury box, so technically it's an interior shot where lighting design will be required. Oh, okay.  Ahem. As I was saying... INT. STADIUM - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are sitting in comfortable chairs in