Request Line: The Fertile Crescent

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized DJ 3000 continues to fiddle with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses, while a miniaturized PETUNIA and MAXIMILIAN and regular-sized PED-209 and JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C look

Request Line: Cities and Towns

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized DJ 3000 continues to fiddle with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses, while a miniaturized PETUNIA and MAXIMILIAN and regular-sized PED-209 and JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C look

Request Line: Villains and Villainesses

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized DJ 3000 continues to fiddle with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses. A miniaturized PETUNIA is seated in front of it, still ranting about the other

Request Line: It Is Known…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated comfortably behind the soundboard, looking somewhat reverent.  Seated inside the booth is arguably the greatest athlete in human history, fiddling with the microphone height. BO JACKSON: All right, that - hic - feels like that should do it.  How's it - hic -

Request Line: May Flowers

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses. The portal window into present time has been shrunk down to the size of a

Request Line: Micro Machines

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses. The portal window into present time - which is normally about the size of manhole cover, or

Request Line: Takin’ the Kommentariat to the Zoo

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is about to reverse the polarity on the power source to a contraption of wires and lenses as JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C looks on, but the other robots

Request Line: Significant Figures

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.  DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN’T THIS… JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Can we hurry this

Request Line: Honorifics

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY... DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.  DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS... JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C:

Request Line: Tributes

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY... DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.  DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS... JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C:

Request Line: Songs You Hate by Artists You Love

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, staring off into space.  Behind him we see the air begin to shimmer, and eventually it resolves into a two-dimensional portal through which we can see... DJ 3000: HEY! PRODUCER: [startled, turns around] What the hell? Oh! Wow! You're back! DJ 3000: I

Request Line: Songs You Love by Artists You Hate

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, holding his head in his hands. A muffled noise is heard and the PRODUCER pulls a device out of his pocket. CELLPHONE RINGTONE: [Andy Samberg's voice taken as a sample from the Lonely Island Song "I Threw it on the Ground"]...HOLLYWOOD