In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7b

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 5, 2017April 5, 2017

Editor's Note: Welcome to the second installment of the glorious NOGALES WEEK!!! (crickets chirping) ... Yeah well, anyway... Fair warning, if you haven't begun reading this insanity before now, or even if you're just not fully caught up, trust me this is not the jumping in point. Holee Molee. Go

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7a

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 3, 2017March 26, 2017

Editors' Note: Welcome to Nogales Week!! This week's installment is so big, yummy, and delicious (phrasing) that it will be spread out over the entire week. Feel free to tell us about your drunken/drug-fueled escapades in Nogales (or any other border town) in the comments! Enjoy the ride... [8:54am, Interior of

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 6

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 27, 2017March 24, 2017

Editor's Note: I HIGHLY recommend that you take some sort of...substance... before reading this. It gets...weird. Other Editor's Note: Way ahead of you. And also....so you think it's just now getting weird? Maybe I write about some stuff up YOUR ass next time. And now you got me tripping on acid?

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 5

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 20, 2017March 20, 2017

[Interior of Dave, crossing into Baja California Sur, 7:08 AM] tWBS: So, how's it going, Mr. ... wait, I had something for this! balls: Are you trying to reference my wet dream from last night? tWBS: Yeah. Come back to me. balls: God, I hate to have to do this... tWBS: YES!! balls: Well, I couldn't

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 4

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 13, 2017March 13, 2017

Editor's Note: Due to a drunken snafu committed by a person that shall remain nameless, you night owls got to see Episode 3 ahead of schedule. This means you get an extra helping of ISOaG this week! Let the rejoicing begin... [Inside balls' awesome beach house. There are naked sleeping girls

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 3

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 10, 2017March 10, 2017

[6:43pm, dusk, Exterior of balls' kick ass beach house, Deck/Patio area] At the bottom of the stairs leading from balls' house down to the beach, tWBS sits alone sipping wine. He's lost in the sounds of the surf as it crashes on the beach repeatedly. balls approaches from inside the house and

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 2

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 6, 2017March 5, 2017

The sun is setting as tWBS approaches the small villa where balls has instructed him to go.... balls: Get there and knock as the sun is setting, but make sure to knock BEFORE the sun fully sets. tWBS: And what happens if I knock after the sun sets? balls: Knock before the sun

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 1

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 27, 2017February 27, 2017

[10:05 AM, Interior of Dave, The 5, heading south] tWBS: I thought you said we had to stick to the yellow. balls: Yes. tWBS: So, why are we heading south on I-5? balls: The 5. tWBS: I-5! balls: The 5. tWBS: Look, it's part of the United States Interstate Highway system created by the Federal-Aid Highway Act

In Search of a Goddess – Prologue

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 20, 2017February 20, 2017

[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS's masturb.....errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It's time. tWBS: Time for what? Dude I was just in the middle of masturb.....errrrrr, sleeping. Man on Phone: Just pack a bag and get out here. It's time. tWBS: Time for wh.... CLICK tWBS: Dammit - Three Days later, tWBS sits