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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Learning From The Masters

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Sharkbait - February 10, 2023February 10, 2023
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Happy hate week Friday! I don't have much hate in this space this week. That's because the local bar/restaurant near me decided to hold a cocktail making class on Monday of this week. Naturally, I signed Mrs. Sharkbait and I up for this awesome activity. The class itself was just 15

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I Wanna Go Where It’s Warm

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Sharkbait - February 3, 2023February 3, 2023
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Hello and happy Friday one and all. The last few weeks I've been planning spring and/ or summer trips with the Sharkbait clan. Currently, somewhere in the Caribbean is the frontrunner, and being February, combined with the fact the high temperature is topping out at a balmy 18 degrees, with

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Who’s That Lady?

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Sharkbait - January 27, 2023January 27, 2023
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Happy Friday! I'm re-vising a previously made drink. Earlier this week, Mrs. Sharkbait sent me this link and asked if I've made a White Lady before. Unfortunately I already have, but kept on reading the article anyway. As I got further, I discovered that this particular version omitted the egg white

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Let’s Roll The Dice

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Sharkbait - January 20, 2023January 20, 2023
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I'm back baby! That's right, As of today, the House Sharkbait is plague free. Much to the relief of myself and Mrs. Sharkbait. It was only a matter of time until we got it, and I'm glad it was such a minor case for all of us. Now with that

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: State of the Bar

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Sharkbait - January 13, 2023January 12, 2023
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It finally happened. After three years of avoiding it, I finally got COVID. Six days in Florida is all it took for the family to get it. Thankfully, it has been a very minor case (thanks vaccines!). I mostly have a low grade intermittent headache, slight cough and that's about it.

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hail Caesar!

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Sharkbait - January 6, 2023January 6, 2023
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I spent most of the week visiting friends and avoiding the cold in Florida, visiting friends, and staying with Boris. Given we were ringing in the New Year down here, I thought this week would be a good one to finally answer Balls' request of making and trying Caesars that

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Fly Me To The Moon

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Sharkbait - December 30, 2022December 30, 2022
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Happy last Friday of 2022! Originally, I was planning on having the much anticipated Caesar tasting from Letterkenny I promised Balls I would do a very, very long time ago. Despite New Years Eve/Day coming up rapidly, I've decided to postpone that entry for two reasons. One: For Christmas I

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Happy Festivus

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Sharkbait - December 23, 2022December 23, 2022
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Happy Festivus! I've got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it! That's a lie. I have no problem with you fine folks. It's just a really good line, and needed to be said. Today, I'm bringing you another seasonal cocktail. This one is from a

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Ho Ho The Mistletoe

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Sharkbait - December 16, 2022December 16, 2022
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Happy Friday! Last week I promised some more seasonally relevant cocktails and I've bringing it today. This week I made a great gin cocktail called Under The Mistletoe. What intrigues me is the addition of the fresh cranberries as a muddling ingredient and as a garnish. Good thing I'll be

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Flip 2 – Electric Boogaloo

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Sharkbait - December 9, 2022December 9, 2022
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Happy Friday once again! I hope those that are playing are still alive in the Little Drummer Boy Challenge! I somehow am after a weekend away in New York. Speaking of holiday type things, now that we're knee deep in the Holidays (haus Sharkbait is in the process of getting

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