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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Cocktails for the Cure

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Sharkbait - November 22, 2019November 22, 2019
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Welcome back drinkers. Originally I had something else to show off to you fine folks this week, however, at the last minute I made a substitution. I've been fighting a nasty head cold over the last few days, and I decided the best cure for said cold was a tried

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Use Your Infusion II

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Sharkbait - November 15, 2019November 15, 2019
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Welcome back everyone.  Just like Guns N' Roses released Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 in the same year, I'm going for back to back infusion drinks. Thanks to a generous donation of ghost peppers from The Wee Baby Seamus, I was able to concoct my very own Ghost Pepper

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Use Your Infusion

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Sharkbait - November 8, 2019November 8, 2019
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Happy Friday everyone. We all made it through another week....I think. I'm currently in the middle of parental leave from work, so knowing what day it is has been a bit of a struggle. One of the perks of having some time off is the ability to play with some

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Popping Champagne

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Sharkbait - November 1, 2019November 1, 2019
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Hello to the new Deadspin refugees! To everyone else, welcome back to Cocktail of the Week! Now back in its usual slot after a one week absence, due to baby sharkette deciding to arrive a few days earlier than expected. Because everyone is happy and healthy, let's celebrate with some

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I Got A Rock

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Sharkbait - October 18, 2019October 17, 2019
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Happy Fall people. Now that we're well into the season (and the month of October), the presence of Halloween is starting to be felt. As much as I love summer, I do think that fall is the best drinking season. Fantastic seasonal beers are released, and as far as cocktails

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: We’re Getting Sour!

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Sharkbait - October 11, 2019October 10, 2019
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Hello and welcome back fellow drinkers. Fall is upon us and the weather (at least in the Northeast) is finally cooling down and temperatures are becoming more seasonal. I figured I'd go with a nice whiskey based drink this week, since that would provide a nice warm up. After consulting

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Old Fashioned 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Sharkbait - October 4, 2019October 4, 2019
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Well, it's Friday. We made it through another week. Let's have a drink to celebrate. As suggested a couple weeks ago, I decided to focus this week's drinking project on a single drink, that has multiple versions. I figured since I started this project with an old fashioned, I should

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Wake Up!

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Sharkbait - September 27, 2019September 27, 2019
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Happy Friday! I hope you're all enjoying the Rugby World Cup currently going on. As much fun as the games are, the unfortunate reality is that due to the host country being Japan, the games over here are at very rough hours. Fortunately, I was able to catch the USA

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Oh Sherry!

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Sharkbait - September 20, 2019September 19, 2019
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Happy Friday. First off, I apologize for getting a Steve Perry song stuck in all of our heads. But it had to be done, because I'm focusing on sherry this week. Sherry is one of those ubiquitous bottles that everyone seems to have in their liquor cabinet that almost never

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Tonic For Your Health

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Sharkbait - September 13, 2019September 13, 2019
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Happy Friday people. This week were drinking to our health, as this week's cocktail had roots in keeping you healthy. According to The Gentleman's Companion by Charles H. Baker (of which, is quickly becoming my favorite cocktail book) the Gin & Tonic "originated to combat fever - both real and

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