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Your “Time Wounds All Heels” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 25, 2021February 25, 2021
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NFL Notes: Can you believe "Hard Knocks" has been around 16 years?  This year's candidates include the Cowboys, Giants & Jags. Teams with a first-year head coach aren't supposed to be considered, but the combination of Urban Meyer & Trevor Lawrence makes them an attractive selection. Also, the Khans

Your “What Does A Male Cow Excrete?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 14, 2020May 14, 2020
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NFL News: The internets are alive with football's 'finest' spreading it pretty thick today: Mike Florio today suggests the Seahawks will trade Russell Wilson after the 2021 season. Because the cap hit drops from $32 million to $13 million. And because his salary demands will top $40 million per season,

Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 11, 2020May 11, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: Tua has officially signed his rookie contract. The days are gone when guys like JaMarcus Russell would hold out for big money rookie deals & then show the Raiders they had made a terrible, terrible mistake. In fact, it was guys like Russell, Sam Bradford & Vince Young

Your “It Must Be High School, Because Not Everyone Gets Picked” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 6, 2020May 6, 2020
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NFL Noise: Jadeveon Clowney has come to the realization that he has set his price too high. He has announced, via Houston radio interview, that he'd go back to the Seahawks, if they are willing to sign him. "I did like it up there. I love Russ (Russell Wilson). I

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