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Your Other NHL Semi-Final Preview & Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 15, 2021June 15, 2021
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NFL Notes: A positive sign for the upcoming season is that half of all NFL teams have 51 or more players vaccinated for COVID-19. Which sounds good, given that regular-season rosters are 53-man, but teams are carrying 90 on their rosters ahead of training camp. Coaching staffs and team personnel

Your NHL Semi-Final Preview #1 & Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 14, 2021June 14, 2021
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NFL Nuggets: All quiet on the NFL front today, so let's take a look at why athletes should stay off social media: Le'Veon Bell aired some laundry about his feelings for Andy Reid. "I'd never play for Andy Reid again ... I'd retire first." That then led to current Chiefs

Your Monday Evening Stanley Cup Semi-Finals Preview & Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - September 7, 2020September 7, 2020
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NFL News: It's Labor Day, and team offices are closed, so let's talk about who got paid yesterday: Jadeveon Clowney: a 1-year deal worth up to $15 million with the Titans Cam Heyward: a 4-year, $65.6 million extension with the Steelers Adrian Peterson: a one-year deal with the Lions worth

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