2020 Cincinnati Bengals Season Preview – Rebooting While the World Burns

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Redshirt - August 13, 2020August 13, 2020

Once again, I've been given the keys to the DFO Mainframe, but this time I think its less tradition and more desperation. In this world gone mad, what good is there to talk about? All sports that have restarted are playing in front of empty seats, so it looks more

VontazeMeBro’s 2016 Cincinnati Bengals Preview

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Old School Zero - September 1, 2016August 31, 2016

Some of you may have become fathers in the last couple of years, but there's still only one of us that came back from the legendary Super Bowl orgy as a mom: the fantastic VontazeMeBro, now the proud mommy of a Bengals baby. I reached out to her for her

The Further Adventures of THE RED ROCKET

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 21, 2015August 21, 2015

ANNOUNCER: When last we left our intrepid adventurer, THE RED ROCKET, he had been placed in peril yet again by the forces of THE FAT HUMPS, and was defeated soundly, ending last season of ADVENTURES OF THE RED ROCKET with a resounding thud. Luckily, since he was born without a