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Your “Congratulations On Knocking Up Mom Day” Sunday Evening Open Thread

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theeWeeBabySeamus - June 18, 2017June 18, 2017
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Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends. For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats.  For some of you, just having sex should be lauded...let alone actually having one of your swimmers plant its flag.  So, here's to you...I guess. For some of you,

Your “Generic” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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theeWeeBabySeamus - June 3, 2017June 3, 2017
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I hope BeerGuyRob's ass is OK.  And this is a selfish proclamation.  Let me explain. Due to Rob's ass problems, this is my third open thread of the week.  And already I'm out of ideas.  I don't know how that magnificent bastard does it. I'm sitting here right now trying to figure

Your “Tiger Not Drunk After All, But Hopefully I Will Be Soon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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theeWeeBabySeamus - May 30, 2017May 30, 2017
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Yep, no alcohol in his system.  He was just taking a "nap" in his car.  Yeah OK... you know he's getting the good pain pills for that back.  And since there was no alcohol in his system, this will now all probably go away.  That's crap.  Cops find ME passed

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 4, 2017

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theeWeeBabySeamus - April 17, 2017April 17, 2017
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Fair warning...as I'm writing this the Geelong/Hawthorn match is ongoing.   Geelong has a 16-6 lead in the first qtr.  Which is good, but we'll see...this post could go bad quickly.  Just letting you know.... profanity could be upcoming. So ballsofsteelandfury has safely made it back to the continental US.  So whyTF

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 3, 2017

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theeWeeBabySeamus - April 10, 2017April 9, 2017
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Fair warning...this could get ugly... As you were all warned....errrrrr told last week, I am filling in for ballsofsteelandfury on AFL Beat for the next two weeks while he's jet setting all over the globe. Now, I'm not going to lie to you fine folks.  I'm very nervous about doing this... As everyone

Commentist Beer Barrel – “tWBS Ruins It for Everybody” Edition

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theeWeeBabySeamus - February 26, 2017February 26, 2017
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OK, I'm not gonna lie...I really had the best of intentions when I agreed to sit in for makeitsnow this week on the beer barrel. But dammit, I don't have a Lady Snow to keep me honest.  Thusly, I ended up staying up all night last night getting drunk (yes, for

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