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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Chinese Village of Dwarfs

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The Maestro - February 1, 2018February 15, 2018
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This is Coach Carroll, checking in. Oh man, have I got a weird one for you this week. So, to give this some context - the Seahawks, being a team from the Pacific Northwest, have a large number of fans who are of the Asian persuasion... so the team figured

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hessdalen Lights

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The Maestro - January 25, 2018February 15, 2018
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Hi all - Coach Carroll, reporting in. Gotta say, I was pretty cheesed, just like many of you were, about the President's comments on immigration the other week. Pretty awful stuff to say, you know. And why Norway? Why there, of all places? It's a pretty cool spot, from what

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