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BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 1, 2023June 1, 2023
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Good evening and Happy June. I'm writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our first date, and if I'm in the DFO clubhouse typing away instead of celebrating, something has gone horribly wrong. Speaking of things going horribly wrong, the reason

Your “IT’S HAPPENING” 2023 Aussie Footy Preview and Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 16, 2023March 16, 2023
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Banner Photo Credit: GWS Giants Homepage I don't know how Irish you are, but if you wanted to celebrate drinking as much as possible, wouldn't you pair up the kickoff of the Australian Football League season with St. Patrick's Day?  Because that's what is happening TODAY/started this morning and continues into

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 21, 2017August 24, 2017
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Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking out the sun.   What greater metaphor for the 2017 Bears Football Season than that?!  Abandon all hope ye who enter this season as Bears fans. In these

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