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The highlight of the sporting day undoubtedly came from the Rugby World Cup where Japan, who had only won one World Cup match EVER, managed to shock perennial powerhouse South Africa in group play.  As one of the commentists mentioned in King Hippo’s JV Football Thread, they are restocking underwear machines as we speak!

Here are today’s sporting scores:

English Premier League

Chelsea 2 – 0 Arsenal

AFC Bournemouth 2 – 0 Sunderland

Aston Villa 0 – 1 West Bromwich Albion

Newcastle United 1- 2 Watford

Stoke City 2 – 2 Leicester City

Swansea City 0 – 0 Everton

Manchester City 1 – 2 West Ham United

La Liga

Real Madrid 1 – 0 Granada

Valencia 0 – 0 Real Betis

Eibar 0 – 2 Atlético Madrid

Real Sociedad 2 –  3 Espanyol

Rugby World Cup

Tonga 10 – 17 Georgia

Ireland 50 – 7 Canada

South Africa 32 – 34 Japan

France 32 – 10 Italy

In honor of Japan’s shocking victory, tonight’s theme is Japanese something:

Have at it!

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Don T

So I’ve been watching that for five minutes. That’s gotta be in the permanent collection.

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Wakezilla

This South Africa team, I call Jason Pierre Paul because everytime they’re about to reach pay day, they blow off their hand.

/Is watching and is about 30 minutes into the SA/Japan replay

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes several of your friends are asked to leave the bar so you just go home even though you’re not as drunk as you’d like to be.

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Wakezilla

Think of it as a pregame warmup for tomorrow.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No butthole, lips, or cuttlefish visible.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/8ff2d25cfae2d69eb3ae3d14757bcdb1/tumblr_nmgq8ci1SM1rim6i3o1_1280.jpg

But she obviously has deep, penetrating thoughts going on.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Should we photoshop in some cuttlefish?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

+Decapodiformes

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WCS

Angry and sad Saban is the best Saban.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anyone else awake or am I being left alone with moose?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Here, drink this.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think I can trust you based on the sweater you’re wearing.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It is warm in here.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The steering wheel is on the wrong si…………..

http://36.media.tumblr.com/fc7aead86a14671312e09a94e63a34a3/tumblr_nuqyx280871sgfpjwo1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Just hanging out on the roof, what are you doing?”

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d9404bd634555b390ea6f6fae32167d8/tumblr_nuj04zbMiw1qfacpmo1_1280.jpg

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Men. Oh MEN. I just drank a lot of bourbon and am stumbling home. Odds I wake the lady friend and catch some shit? High.

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Wakezilla

Woooo! Alabama goes down!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So to speak.

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Senor Weaselo

Wooo score one for the nerds!

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Wakezilla

I thought they were already given their props this week for making a clock

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Senor Weaselo

So 3 minutes, 6-point game… way too much time for Bama, isn’t it.

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Senor Weaselo

As I hit send, game-ending pick. Excellent call, me.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

That Coker kid may not know math after that hit. Yikes.

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Wakezilla

So much Ole Miss Derp though.

Also, this game is ridiculously long

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

College football broadcasts have more padding than The Battle of the Five Armies.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Sorry about that. Post fixed

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I appreciate it.

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Wakezilla

Nice to see Ole Miss rebound after a couple of quick scores from Alabama

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Wakezilla

God damnit Ole Miss, get your shit together.

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nomonkeyfun

An early American aficionado of the genre.

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nomonkeyfun

That was supposed to be Peggy Olson walking into McCann with Bert’s painting.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

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Senor Weaselo

Wait, we’re calling tentacle porn allowable? I mean, I know in Japan they seem to censor full vag, but still, really?

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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s a drawing. I figure that makes it allowable. Plus, it’s considered art. And there are no dongs going in.

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Senor Weaselo

I’ll allow it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcTm93YztSg

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Porky Prime

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

No, no, no tentacle porn. What? I can’t believe I even have to say that.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Give the monkeys the keys to the banana plantation and you are surprised when things get weird?

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Well, I can edit whatever. I just can’t believe I’d have to. I’m not surprised, just fucking annoyed.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Was it the gif? I think it might have been the gif.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Read your email.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Oooops!

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Senor Weaselo

I see no way this ends badly for you personally Balls. None at all!

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ballsofsteelandfury

But she’s wearing them wro- oh! Never mind.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Martin might show up drunk and pissed. USC last tonight at home to Stanford…

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Mother Puncher

I’ve benched C.J and Gore this week in favor of Ivory and Sankey. Nice little reminder of what entropy does to the human body.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Skanky can be good, just make sure you have protection.

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Horatio Cornblower

Tell me I’m not the only one who just saw that “play” by Mississippi State.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You know when the water pressure is much more than you expected?

http://36.media.tumblr.com/ff7b2df1af9c492518ac0d71aa99e6bf/tumblr_ndfkwwmLaB1rnbekgo1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Balls is a pervert; I am so glad to have some sick fuck company in the wave of weirdness.

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