Your Late Game Open Thread

[finishes off Bechamel Sauce smoothie] Man that was good! Just like the early games, amirite? But wait! There’s more…

SF @ Ari: Arizona has picked up where they left off before “The Troubles” began last year. Palmer is 36 for 56 and sporting a gaudy 7-1 TD/Int ratio. He’s my “Two Weeks In Comeback Player Of The Year” award winner. Well done, you. The 9ers will have to put up with another D-Line that can bring pressure so I’m not sure about the passing game. Hyde has been a revelation running the rock though. Right now the Cards have too much going their way. They’ll be distancing themselves from the rest of the NFC West as the weeks go by.

Buf @ Mia: Gotta think one of these teams and the Jets will be grabbing a wild card down the road but it’s going to be a friggin’ mess when all is said and done. Both teams need this game badly. Both Miller and McCoy are banged up, Buffalo is going to sack Tannehill 4+ times, Suh is going up against a rook-I see a lot of blood on the field but I’ve been having these crazy visions lately. Buy gold people! Buffalo squeaks out the W.

Chi @ Sea: The “Careful What You Wish For, Bears Fans” vibe is very strong here. Cutler is out so now it’s time for…Strub’s? Vlasic? I can never remember that guy’s name. Seattle’s lookin’ to get into the win column and I think a good old-fashioned whooping is afoot.

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Tackling: How Does it Work? A essay by the 49ers “Defense”

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Bortleback

The niners obviously went to the Dallas school for stopping the run

Sharkbait

We paid him to say that with our tax dollars.

Sharkbait

Oh 49ers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Some Chris Johnson impostor is having a really good game against the 49ers.

LeighAnne

Remember when the 49ers made three straight NFC Championship appearances? That feels like 10,000,000 years ago.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d like to start keeping an emergency beer in the fridge for situations like today (I’m out of beer) but I know what would immediately happen is that it would be replaced by a note that says “IOU one emergency beer, love Rikki”.

Senor Weaselo

Or a note that says “You owe me one emergency beer, love NSZ.”

Sill Bimmons

EMUSCRAMBLE

JustStopDude

Nothing says we got faith in our QB like a wildcat formation…

JustStopDude

Damn it son…earn the right to get a real man’s haircut!

http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/Jimmy_Clausen_Haircut_Supercuts_Twitter_Joe_Dirt_Mullet.jpg

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Good Lord, the Bears are gonna lose, 3-0, aren’t they?
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Jimmy Pickles” really does sound like a good nickname for Clausen. Because his play is basically the equivalent of a mouthful of vinegar.

fleshwound_NPG

Holy shit the refs fucked Chicago.

LeighAnne

Oh, 49ers fans. I genuinely feel sorry for you guys.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Me to-

Oh, wait. No I don’t.

OsamaBenJarvus

Agreed. Niners fans are genuinely horrible people. I’m not sure a stadium collapse during the game would make me feel bad for them.

OsamaBenJarvus

Somewhere out there is a regular sized Jimmy Clausen with Directv.

OsamaBenJarvus

So I see the open thread is both eating posts and not refreshing. Awesome.

Redshirt

Arizona 21 – San Francisco 0

Well there’s something you don’t see everyday.

WCS

BUZZSAW gon BUZZ

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Unless you’re talking about the number of Hispanic people detained under suspicion of being illegal immigrants even though they’re actually third-generation citizens.

Senor Weaselo

Since when is Richard Sherman returning punts for the Seahawks?

WCS

When they saw, “Week Three: Bears, home.”

hippofant

It was a trick play. He was blocking the gunner, and took the return while everybody ran off towards the returner.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA….the fucking Bears fall for a high school special teams play…

fleshwound_NPG

The same one they tried against Green Bay a few years ago.

WCS

The Bearistocrats!

JustStopDude

I’ve heard this joke…

Jay Cutler walks into a Talent Agency.

Talent Agent says “Say son…arn’t you Jay Cut-”

“DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNTTTTTT CARE BRA”

“But…but you walked into my office?”

“Oh fuck off” and Jay lights a cigarette

fleshwound_NPG

Bruce Arians on pace to win 7-straight Coach of the Year awards.

It is all justified; the man has made teams owned by the Irsays and the Bidwills look strongly competent.

Redshirt

“I’m getting too old for this shit.” – Sgt. Roger Murtaugh & Bengals’ Fans

JustStopDude

Its a Jimmy Clausen 3rd down…

http://i.imgur.com/H12EARu.gif

You hope the little guy makes it…but you know he won’t….

OsamaBenJarvus

If the bears were to somehow win after Seattle got Kam back, I would laugh forever.

I know it won’t happen, but fuck the Hawx.

hippofant

They just had 12 men on defense because they forgot Kam was back.

WCS

Good Lord, Fitty.

JustStopDude

Honest to god, I am always surprised when I see Jimmy Clausen is still in the league…despite not hitting puberty yet.

WCS

It’s that high class Notre Dame education.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Because it’s 2007?

hippofant

Charles Clay running through the Dolphins D, like he’s the second, fatter, slower coming of Barry Sanders!

WCS

At least the Ravens are 0-3…

JustStopDude

Just checking y’all out…

http://i.imgur.com/TPzTjTq.gif

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Sill Bimmons

PICKLE TIME WOO

hippofant

I think Chris Simms just tried to circle Osemele three times, and got everybody on the line OTHER than Osemele.

Bortleback

They should make players wear numbers on their jersey to stop such confusion

Senor Weaselo

Someone took the Jets in the eliminator pool. It wasn’t me, so I condone that poor life choice.

John Difool

FanDuelcom….. Because You Missed Out On The Opportunity To Have Your Wife Leave For Your Name And E-Mail Appearing On AshleyMadison.com

Doktor Zymm

Kaepernick? More like Doesntknowwhichteamtothrowtonick, AMIRITE?!

WCS

FEEL THE BUZZSAW BUZZ!

hippofant

Come on Kaepernick! They won’t pick it off again!

Sharkbait
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Beastmode Ate My Baby

My wife is currently slaughtering my team in the 20-team league. Like, JAX vs. NE type of numbers.

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Doktor Zymm

Eagles exorcising their demons, Jets exercising their demons.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Wait, there’s a difference? I’ve really been doing it wrong all these years…

Beastmode Ate My Baby

NO at 0-3 while the Panthers are at 3-0…

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Senor Weaselo

Wait, you mean someone in the NFC South might finish about 8-8? We can’t have that!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Prolly should do some equal time.

Defensive pass interference.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/46f780be96691492ffa2471d85446d78/tumblr_nhsaozPTvV1qdgdbio1_1280.jpg

Doktor Zymm

Next week in prime time : the Borough of McCownTown meets the Hamlet of DoopeyPantsville

Senor Weaselo

How drunk will Al be?

Sharkbait

NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY FANTASY TEAM UPDATE:
In one of my leagues, my running backs got a combined 2 points. My team is teh suck this week.

Bortleback

Needs a lot more stripes if that’s what he’s going for

John Difool

He looks a test-pattern on a jumbotron.

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