AFC South Fever-Catch It! Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Indy @ Hou: Arian is coming back to full strength against the right team-versus the Colts he averages a TD per game, 120 rush yards and 6 ypc. Is there anyone who can’t  run against Indy? I don’t think so. Here’s betting that Mallethoyer has the sort of game that will have the Texan fan screaming for Hoyermallet to start the following week. As of this writing (Wednesday) both Luck and Hasselbeck were questionable which led to the re-signing of Josh Johnson. Needless to say, one of the questionables will be dragging his carcass onto the field Thursday evening. You know how teams end up regretting not re-upping a star player because he ended up on a division rival and went on to show that he could still be productive?-Texans management doesn’t feel that way about Andre Johnson. At the rate he’s going, Donte Moncrief (no relation to Sidney Moncrief, the do-everything 6’4″ guard for the Milwaukee Bucks in the 80’s that was asked to guard everyone from Jordan to Dr. J to Larry Bird and never got the credit he deserved and was my childhood hero, dammit!) is going to be the guy that ends up getting double coverage, leaving T.Y. to wonder, “hey, what about me?”.

 

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Martin

Legal

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

In most states.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorry, but Nightmare Rabbit needs to be ripped to shreds by coyotes.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/14f9b213a7355096c14b0af3a7768f5d/tumblr_npfdkmXhlw1u6jismo3_400.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Porky Prime

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
nomonkeyfun

Officer, want to practice your handcuffing skills?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, VULGAR, my bad.

Martin

Liars.

/links to bing results for “betty veronica rule 34”

nomonkeyfun

Veronica compared Betty to Hitler?

Martin

A Hitler stache may have been involved in some instances. In a manner of speaking.

Martin

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Martin

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Fuck USC.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

I have an iron will, fuck USC.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m sure the sensors were “They ARE coming out! I know it! They CAN’T possibly stay in there!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
nomonkeyfun

My sensors were certain they couldn’t stay in.

My probe was extending in preparation.

Porky Prime

1/100th the budget of the Mission Impossible CIA heist scene, 100 times the excitement.

Porky Prime

Michael Douglas, a curse upon thee.

Not the cancer though, that’s just wrong.

Badger

What the fuck is happening in that post game? Talk over each other why don’t ya.

nomonkeyfun

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Dick E. Phuck
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Let’s not get carried away here with the hyperbole.

WCS

Fuck JJ Watt with a rotten tree stump.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Dick E. Phuck

At least Houston is fatter than Indy, so they’ve got that going for them.

Can I say two things: 1) Jesse Palmer is a douche, and 2) the preponderance of beards offends me.

Sharkbait

Maybe if you got vaccinated Matt, you might not have been in the ER…

ballsofsteelandfury

This is awesome!

nomonkeyfun

I had to look long and hard at that picture to make sure it was legal.

makeitsnowondem

all this beer but you still thursday

Dick E. Phuck

What a riveting and exciting game!!

hippofant

Both teams played hard!

Moonbatting Average

I’m so bored I noticed that the Ice Cowboys are destroying the Ice Steelers

*awaits sweet release of the banhammer*

WCS

Losing in shutout fashion is the kewl thing to do in Yinzburgh right now.

Sharkbait

I approve of this.

Wakezilla

Ice Steelers and their potent offense got shutout.

Ice Cowboys’ goalie had 2 assists.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Why Thank You Eddie

Yes, yes. That’s the spirit!

Why Thank You Eddie

At least the Texans have a solid defensive coach,,.Coachella. Heard it was da bomb this year!
/taps dances away

JustStopDude

So can we expect to see Ryan Mallet in for the last, 20 second drive?

JustStopDude

Well moot point…

makeitsnowondem

If you have no quarterbacks you actually have none.

evilbeaver8

The Colts will fail to get a first down and the Texans will get the ball back with 1:20 left.

Jesus, the Texans are a testament to today’s “if you don’t have a QB, you’re fucked” of the modern NFL.

makeitsnowondem

Great punt from Hoyer, but it looked like some members of the coverage team were downfield early.

Why Thank You Eddie

Right in the lumber yard.

Wakezilla

Vintage Favre!

JustStopDude

What the fuck was that?!?

Sharkbait

Lol Hoyer

Sill Bimmons

Terrell Owens: A Who Cares Life

Wakezilla

I’ve seen this commercial dozens of times, but, I still forget Fassenbender is supposed to be Steve Jobs in that Steve Jobs film.

Old School Zero

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Old School Zero

AS IF ON CUE

Sill Bimmons

WHY WAIT WHY DONT YOU HAVE A 20 SECOND DRILL PLAY YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS HEAP OF OMNISHIT

makeitsnowondem

THIS TERRY MCAULAY, I CALL HIM ANGEL, BECAUSE HE’S HOSTILE TO SPIKE AND HE THINKS THIS IS HIS SHOW

makeitsnowondem

Come on this is a good Buffy joke

nomonkeyfun

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We are all the man in the middle.

makeitsnowondem

Nobody circles the firing squad like the Houston Texans.